ENT Caption Competition Reset #001 A New Hope

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Tenacity, May 20, 2018.

  1. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Okay, God help us all but I'm going to take a swing at this.

    The prophetic award goes to Catatina

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    Trip: Captain! Look! I think someone's come to salvage the contest. Wait...just a mirage.
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    The sock puppet award goes to XCV330

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    The culinary award goes to pl1ngpl0ng

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    "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...."
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    The fashionesta award goes to Herbert

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    Archer: You'd think this far into the future, man buns would have gone out of style
    Trip: Yeah, it's unfortunate.
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    The knock before you come in award goes to jespah

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    Now is not a good time, T'Pol!
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    The Star Wars prequel award goes to uberfalcon

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    Tucker: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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  2. HopefulRomantic

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    Good show, Tenacity! :techman: Let the games begin again!
     
  3. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Archer: Hey, look. I'm Chef!
     
  4. f14peter

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    Coming this fall to a theater near you, the first Star Trek Enterprise motion picture: ENTERPRISE: The Search for Smiles
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    TRIPP: "So what's this game called again?"

    MALCOLM: "Strip Fizz Binn"

    TRAVIS: "and we have to get naked to play? I ain't getting naked"

    MALCOLM: <sigh> "No, once again, when a player loses a hand, they must take off an article of clothing"

    HOSHI: "I'm out!"

    TRIPP (thinking): Damn, no use in playing now

    MALCOLM (thinking): Damn, no use in playing now

    TRAVIS (thinking): Damn, no use in playing now
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    ARCHER: "Sato ... contact ... thealiens ... and tell them ... we demand ... theirsurrender"

    SATO: "Captain, why are you all of a sudden talking so weird?"

    ARCHER: "I don't know, it just came over me when I sat down"
     
  5. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Walrus Premium Member

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    TRAVIS: See, it's right there!
    TRIP: He's right Cap'n. There is a Travis Mayweather on the crew manifest and apparently he's our helmsman!
     
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  6. XCV330

    XCV330 Commodore Fleet Captain

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    That episode where Amy's head was attached to Fry's shoulder.
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    The menus at Chipotle were getting smaller, but no one wanted to acknowledge it.




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    "We found this sit-down Galaga game at an abandoned Pizza Hut, sir. We can sell it on ebay"
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  7. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    It was at this moment that Mirror Archer's newfound Aldebaran whiskey kicked in and he just ran with it.
     
  8. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    TRAVIS: See? That's what Two Girls One Cup looked like.

    TRIP: They used to have soft serve machines down there?
     
  9. Laura Cynthia Chambers

    Laura Cynthia Chambers Commodore Commodore

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    You can always spot the person who wasn't ready for the flash...
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    TRIP: Did I leave the plasma iron on?
     
  11. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    ...I'm out of it for a little while and the old contests, a great legacy of this forum, gets nuked?!?!

    GOOD!
     
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  12. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    ARCHER: "Sorry Commander Tucker, but your Florida Everglades glass bottom starship isn't proving a success. If Travis removes his finger from that hole, we'll all be blown into space."
     
  13. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Walrus Premium Member

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    HOSHI: That's it. I've had it with that manspreading idiot. I'm taking this ship and becoming Empress.
     
  14. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Walrus Premium Member

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    Can you spot the future serial killer?
     
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  15. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    HOSHI: "Murphy Brown is hailing us. She's wondering when your next layover is scheduled..."
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    MIRROR ARCHER: "See this inseam? You rebels can't top one like this. Now surrender and agree to start wearing these awesome new pants and I won't be forced to kill all of you."
     
  17. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    MALCOLM: "Whichever bloody Parker Brother decided to put shoe measurers in a board game deserves to be pushed out an airlock."
     
  18. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Walrus Premium Member

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    TRAVIS: It's been a half hour, Reed. Stop rearranging your cards and do something!!!!
    REED: Fine, do you have any threes?
     
  19. Tenacity

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    Spiner (thinking): Damn, this isn't the set for Friends.
     
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  20. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    The betting pool on how long the contest goes has begun!