ENT Caption Competition Reset #001 A New Hope

[Tenacity]

Okay, God help us all but I'm going to take a swing at this.

The prophetic award goes to Catatina

Trip: Captain! Look! I think someone's come to salvage the contest. Wait...just a mirage.
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The sock puppet award goes to XCV330

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The culinary award goes to pl1ngpl0ng

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...."
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The fashionesta award goes to Herbert

Archer: You'd think this far into the future, man buns would have gone out of style
Trip: Yeah, it's unfortunate.
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The knock before you come in award goes to jespah

Now is not a good time, T'Pol!
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The Star Wars prequel award goes to uberfalcon

Tucker: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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[Hopeful Romantic]

Good show, Tenacity! Let the games begin again!

 

[Mr Soak]

Archer: Hey, look. I'm Chef!

 

[f14peter]

Coming this fall to a theater near you, the first Star Trek Enterprise motion picture: ENTERPRISE: The Search for Smiles
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TRIPP: "So what's this game called again?"

MALCOLM: "Strip Fizz Binn"

TRAVIS: "and we have to get naked to play? I ain't getting naked"

MALCOLM: <sigh> "No, once again, when a player loses a hand, they must take off an article of clothing"

HOSHI: "I'm out!"

TRIPP (thinking): Damn, no use in playing now

MALCOLM (thinking): Damn, no use in playing now

TRAVIS (thinking): Damn, no use in playing now
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ARCHER: "Sato ... contact ... thealiens ... and tell them ... we demand ... theirsurrender"

SATO: "Captain, why are you all of a sudden talking so weird?"

ARCHER: "I don't know, it just came over me when I sat down"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRAVIS: See, it's right there!
TRIP: He's right Cap'n. There is a Travis Mayweather on the crew manifest and apparently he's our helmsman!

 

[XCV330]

That episode where Amy's head was attached to Fry's shoulder.
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The menus at Chipotle were getting smaller, but no one wanted to acknowledge it.

"We found this sit-down Galaga game at an abandoned Pizza Hut, sir. We can sell it on ebay"
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[cooleddie74]

It was at this moment that Mirror Archer's newfound Aldebaran whiskey kicked in and he just ran with it.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS: See? That's what Two Girls One Cup looked like.

TRIP: They used to have soft serve machines down there?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

You can always spot the person who wasn't ready for the flash...

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Did I leave the plasma iron on?

 

[Leviathan]

...I'm out of it for a little while and the old contests, a great legacy of this forum, gets nuked?!?!

GOOD!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

ARCHER: "Sorry Commander Tucker, but your Florida Everglades glass bottom starship isn't proving a success. If Travis removes his finger from that hole, we'll all be blown into space."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: That's it. I've had it with that manspreading idiot. I'm taking this ship and becoming Empress.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Can you spot the future serial killer?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

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HOSHI: "Murphy Brown is hailing us. She's wondering when your next layover is scheduled..."

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR ARCHER: "See this inseam? You rebels can't top one like this. Now surrender and agree to start wearing these awesome new pants and I won't be forced to kill all of you."

 

[cooleddie74]

MALCOLM: "Whichever bloody Parker Brother decided to put shoe measurers in a board game deserves to be pushed out an airlock."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRAVIS: It's been a half hour, Reed. Stop rearranging your cards and do something!!!!
REED: Fine, do you have any threes?

 

[Tenacity]

Spiner (thinking): Damn, this isn't the set for Friends.

 

[Leviathan]

The betting pool on how long the contest goes has begun!