ENT Caption Competition #99: How Are Things In Terra Nova

[Nebusj]

It's Wednesday and time for a fresh Caption Competition! I'm sorry that I apparently put together an uninspiring set of pictures for last week's, and hope that there's a bit more to chew on this week. I do thank everyone who reads these, and who writes them; I hope you're having fun too. On to the winners from contest #98!

Coming to us live and direct from the Gernsback Continuum is ...

Trip: So this is the future as we use to imagine back home. Full of long eels and metallic tight clothing.

(ProTip: do not look that up on DeviantArt, unless you want to find it.)



Revealing why 24th century starships were lined with Teflon is ...

ALIEN: Sorry, the kids got hold of the chalk and markers again.

TRIP: Kids!?

The ``Mother of Invention'' award this week is ...

This is why the arm bra was invented.

To bring some due attention to one of several delightful Photoshops:

Had some fun with a similar image in a an old contest

Wish I could remember the captions!

The best question of the spacetime continuum this week was asked by ...

Archer: I mean who ever looked at a shower and said 'this needs to be more sonic'?

And my belly laugh for the week was provided by ...

Got milk?

This week brings us to the forgotten episode of ``Terra Nova'' where they say a colony of riffs was lost to an asteroid bombardment decades ago. Can you do anything to help these poor survivors?

Thanks for reading and best of luck to everyone!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Don't fire! You might hit Travis!

T'POL: Who?

JAMIN: Burning Man was awesome.

 

[joededman]

If I time this correctly, I can make it appear as if I was trying to shoot the alien...

So you're saying we've been using indelible inks during our squirt gun battles?

Say Captain, can you spare a few bucks for a society that's a little down on it luck here?

If a tree falls on someone in the forest and there is no one else around to hear it...

 

[Ithekro]

So you are for the Xindi plan of turning Earth into a Nova?

Travis: I little higher, just a little high.

Archer: Tamba, His arms wide.

Phlox: King, His arms high.

I'll sleep some other season. I have work to do.

Shaka, when the walls fell.

What do you mean you don't use money anymore on Earth?

Splunking in the 22nd and a half Century!

 

[Willow]

T'Pol: I don't get paid enough to babysit Travis.

Archer: "Where the heck is Travis NOW?"

Phlox: "No clue, Captain. It was T'Pol's turn to babysit.

Captain, it's going to cost you some big money if you wanna leave your ensign here with us.

Bench pressing in the 22nd century - without a proper spotter.[/QUOTE]

 

[Nerys Myk]

JAMIN: This is my clean hand!

TERRA NOVAN: I knew bringing beavers to this world would be a bad idea.

 

[Melakon]

Not to worry. I've devised a cure from these ancient records by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show.

 

[LeadHead]

Novan: GET ME OUTTA THIS EPISODE!!!!

Phlox: Quite interesting, Captain. Your deodorant is ineffective on this planet.

Phlox: Dear Doctor Lucas, today random crewmembers came in to sickbay with a primitive device known as a "Smart Phone" and insisted on taking "Selfies" near the imaging chamber. Fortunately, they didn't know that the imaging chamber's security stun rays have a 2 meter range.

Captain's Starlog: Supplemental. After trying to communicate with the Terra Novans, I have ordered Chef to prepare a special dinner for me tonight. Bourbon and Bourbon with a side of Bourbon.

Archer: Dangit, Travis! Don't we have sensors to tell if the ground is stable to land on? I bet that you'd land us safely!

Novan: Pay up, sucker.

Archer: GROOT! LET HIM GO!!!!

 

[Nebusj]

Hi, all.

I hate to break a routine that's barely started forming, but my various RL obligations mean I just haven't got the time to judge and properly start a fresh Caption Competition this week. So I mean to extend this current one by another week.

So as not to disappoint folks, though, I'm tossing in another couple of pictures for fresh captioning, one from ``Terra Nova'' and a couple from previous episodes that might be inspirational after all. Good luck and I hope you'll forgive my busy-ness this week.

Caption Competition #99 Bonus Week Material:

 

[Hutchy01]

Hi, all.

Ensign Redshirt: Why is Phlox eating my kidney stone?!

Reed to enterprise: I have found Commander Tucker in a miniature cup.

Waiter, Waiter there's a Texan in my Soup!

 

[Ithekro]

Voice Over: Where will you be when xenophobia strikes?

Reed: Sir. This planet is not quite cricket.

Archer (over communicator): Its not quite polo either, mister, but I still want a report.

Trip: That's odd, I could have sworn there was stuff inside the warp core. Maybe it is all lasers and EMdrives.

Soccer Moms: How lewd! Think of the children!

 

[Hutchy01]

Reed: Is it safe to piss on?...

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: I think it's some sort of musical instrument.

ARCHER: What's that Porthos? Trip's trapped in a well?

 

[joededman]

This technology is absolutely primitive. I have no idea how it works.

I bet my boom box will sound really cool in here!

Terra Novan: Actually the effects you are seeing are just hallucinations brought on by the drugs we've been putting in your water. Enjoy.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Doctor, I just heard you were actually born on Earth and are half French. Give me a hug!"

"I surrender."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Archer: Doc, you're not relaxing. You look like you're waiting to be frisked!
Phlox: I am waving my hands like I "just don't care".

Phlox: I was NOT muttering "Some day, you puny little Earthlings" under my breath.
*mutter*...puny, nosy little earthlings...

 

[Nebusj]

The new contest is, at last, up! Thanks to all.