Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #115: Vox Spider

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Nebusj, Feb 19, 2017.

  1. Nebusj

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    First, I'd like to thank everyone in the group for being here. I once again let the competition run longer than I wanted to. I'd had a heck of a couple months, and losing the time to spend on TrekBBS was the least bad part of it. On the bright side, I finished the Michigan State Pinball Championship in twelfth place, which isn't bad. So let's put contest 114 to rest and present to you ... the winners!

    The first winner is the Belly Laugh That Could Save Your Life ---

    (and I must ask you to go look at it directly as I'm not allowed to post something with quite so many images.)

    Winning the medallion for Or As We Call It, Tuesday:

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    The Universal Winning Joke:

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    For the Laugh About It, Shout About It, When You've Got To Choose certificate:

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    The Other Universal Winning Joke:

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    Getting special recognition for Correctly Choosing The Best Monty Python Movie:

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    By the way I'm totally ready to turn over the Caption Competitions to whoever is first to correctly name the best Ron-and-Russell-Mael Sparks song.


    And now to some of the many wonderful screen grabs from the next episode, Vox Sola:

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    Thanks to each of you for reading, for writing, and for being part of the group.
     
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    The aftermath of Porthos accidentally seeing T'Pol stepping out of the shower.

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    "Star Trek: Ghostbusters"


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    "He slimed me."


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    Archer: "Interesting. Like what?"

    SC: "Well, first we're going to eliminate the touch screen buttons and put light-up big push buttons; and we won't label most of them. Then we'll get rid of the readable display screens and replace them with more unlabdled buttons and a viewer you have to uncomfortably bend over and look into. Way more advanced!"
     
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