Hi again all. Sorry to have let this thread run long, but it's been a busy month and long story short I was not stabbed in the parking lot of a Connecticut amusement park. I'm sure many of you can accurately make the same claim. There's a lot of line-jumpers at Lake Compounce is all. Quassy was a much better park experience even if we could not tell whether their pinball game was playable. And even if Lake Compounce has free soda. (It does.) Canobie Lake Park in New Hampshire, though? Joy throughout. Worth making a trip for. They've got twenty-one pinball machines, each just 25 cents to play, even including the new Stern Star Trek table. How can you beat that? You can't, that's all. Also their wooden roller coaster is fantastic.
Before getting to the next Enterprise episode and its exciting and well-developed Temporal Cold War running plot, it's time to look at last caption's winners!
Winning the ``And They're Still Whining About It In The Original Series Forum Fourteen Years Later'' medallion is ...
And the ``Revealing The Problem I Suffered From Until I Was Like Thirty-Six'' this week is ...
(It's a terrible problem to suffer from. Please, no pity; all we need are chances to show we can be part of civilized society anyway, and some of us overcome our whistling impairments.)
The collaborative ``Open Public Records Compliance'' certificate is for ...
Oddly reminding me that it's 80s night at our local hipster bar tomorrow (it really is) is ...
Taking possession of the cherished ``Homer's Cursed Frogurt'' this week is ...
My ``Slightly Self-Conscious Belly-Laugh Of The Week'' was ...
And, you know, just nailing the episode in three sentences is:
There was just the one Photoshop entry this time around, but when it's this good, that's all we need:
And now for our new set of caption topics --- the Temporal Cold War turns kind of hot-ish momentarily if it ever happened at all! Good luck working out the identity of Future Guy! He's Travis Mayweather.
I'm sorry to have no shots of T'Pol's head this time around, but trust that won't stop people from good captioning.
Before getting to the next Enterprise episode and its exciting and well-developed Temporal Cold War running plot, it's time to look at last caption's winners!
Winning the ``And They're Still Whining About It In The Original Series Forum Fourteen Years Later'' medallion is ...
TUCKER: That's the biggest continuity violation I've ever seen!
MAYWEATHER: And it's only Season One!
And the ``Revealing The Problem I Suffered From Until I Was Like Thirty-Six'' this week is ...
Archer: You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.
T'Pol: Pffrrrttttbbbbbrrrrr
(It's a terrible problem to suffer from. Please, no pity; all we need are chances to show we can be part of civilized society anyway, and some of us overcome our whistling impairments.)
The collaborative ``Open Public Records Compliance'' certificate is for ...
FORREST:You realize that you're giving this report to the United Earth Council live right?
ARCHER: Yes.
FORREST: And this is a two way transmission.
ARCHER: Yes
FORREST: So you might want to put on some pants
ARCHER: No, sir. I prefer to remain completely open with the Council at all times with nothing to hide.
Oddly reminding me that it's 80s night at our local hipster bar tomorrow (it really is) is ...
RYAN: DJ...Gimme a beat!
Taking possession of the cherished ``Homer's Cursed Frogurt'' this week is ...
Archer: Hope you'll be all right.
Keene: I've got my health,
Archer: You almost died.
Keene: I've got my ship,
Archer: Most of it.
Keene: and I've got my crew.
Archer: Your First Officer is nuts and the entire crew followed his insane plan while you were down. Good luck.
My ``Slightly Self-Conscious Belly-Laugh Of The Week'' was ...
Archer: I'm not sure how to put this...
Nausicaan: Yes, captain?
Archer: Well, um, your speech pattern. You seem very... articulate.
Nausicaan: I'm not sure I follow you.
Archer: You know. What happened to "hu-mon play dom-jot", and all that?
Nausicaan: Oh, my, captain, I understand now. You seem to have confused me with a member of the sub-species known as LOLNausicaan!
And, you know, just nailing the episode in three sentences is:
Ryan: I am going to take my anger out on you, you will give me some codes to your defense systems and I will be victorious in battle with my freighter versus your pirate ships! I can't fail!
Nausican: How DID you get to be First Officer of this thing anyway?
There was just the one Photoshop entry this time around, but when it's this good, that's all we need:
Archer (thinking) I don't always understand everything Daniels sends me.
And now for our new set of caption topics --- the Temporal Cold War turns kind of hot-ish momentarily if it ever happened at all! Good luck working out the identity of Future Guy! He's Travis Mayweather.
I'm sorry to have no shots of T'Pol's head this time around, but trust that won't stop people from good captioning.
