Thanks for the wins! 
Forrest: Jon, good to see you. I have mission orders that are in no way classified so therefore I could have just sent them to whoever is running the bridge right now and didn't need to wake you.
T'Pol: This is how kissing is accomplished on Vulcan, there is no use of tongue or opening of mouths. Is anyone surprised?
Archer, Trip, Reed, Mayweather and Sato: No.
Trip: Tucker to Captain Archer. Somehow an old freighter damaged our sensors with two shots while our hull plating was polarized. I officially tender my resignation.
Ryan: I am going to take my anger out on you, you will give me some codes to your defense systems and I will be victorious in battle with my freighter versus your pirate ships! I can't fail!
Nausican: How DID you get to be First Officer of this thing anyway?
Ryan: This chair is comfy, therefore I should be sitting in it, also therefore, I will make a great Captain.
Nausican Captain: No, for the third time, I did not stab Picard!
Archer: Hope you'll be all right.
Keene: I've got my health,
Archer: You almost died.
Keene: I've got my ship,
Archer: Most of it.
Keene: and I've got my crew.
Archer: Your First Officer is nuts and the entire crew followed his insane plan while you were down. Good luck.


Forrest: Jon, good to see you. I have mission orders that are in no way classified so therefore I could have just sent them to whoever is running the bridge right now and didn't need to wake you.

T'Pol: This is how kissing is accomplished on Vulcan, there is no use of tongue or opening of mouths. Is anyone surprised?
Archer, Trip, Reed, Mayweather and Sato: No.

Trip: Tucker to Captain Archer. Somehow an old freighter damaged our sensors with two shots while our hull plating was polarized. I officially tender my resignation.

Ryan: I am going to take my anger out on you, you will give me some codes to your defense systems and I will be victorious in battle with my freighter versus your pirate ships! I can't fail!
Nausican: How DID you get to be First Officer of this thing anyway?

Ryan: This chair is comfy, therefore I should be sitting in it, also therefore, I will make a great Captain.

Nausican Captain: No, for the third time, I did not stab Picard!

Archer: Hope you'll be all right.
Keene: I've got my health,
Archer: You almost died.
Keene: I've got my ship,
Archer: Most of it.
Keene: and I've got my crew.
Archer: Your First Officer is nuts and the entire crew followed his insane plan while you were down. Good luck.