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ENT Caption Competition #103: Senator's, Military Son

Thanks for the wins! :bolian:

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Forrest: Jon, good to see you. I have mission orders that are in no way classified so therefore I could have just sent them to whoever is running the bridge right now and didn't need to wake you.

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T'Pol: This is how kissing is accomplished on Vulcan, there is no use of tongue or opening of mouths. Is anyone surprised?

Archer, Trip, Reed, Mayweather and Sato: No.

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Trip: Tucker to Captain Archer. Somehow an old freighter damaged our sensors with two shots while our hull plating was polarized. I officially tender my resignation.

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Ryan: I am going to take my anger out on you, you will give me some codes to your defense systems and I will be victorious in battle with my freighter versus your pirate ships! I can't fail!

Nausican: How DID you get to be First Officer of this thing anyway?


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Ryan: This chair is comfy, therefore I should be sitting in it, also therefore, I will make a great Captain.

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Nausican Captain: No, for the third time, I did not stab Picard!

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Archer: Hope you'll be all right.

Keene: I've got my health,

Archer: You almost died.

Keene: I've got my ship,

Archer: Most of it.

Keene: and I've got my crew.

Archer: Your First Officer is nuts and the entire crew followed his insane plan while you were down. Good luck.
 
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Tucker: Trip here. The download is complete.

Archer: So did it work

Tucker: Travis...

Mayweather: Yes, Commander

Archer: Marvelous. New words for him
 
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"Look at me! I mean, my god, it's like I have a crab anus for a face. Of course I'm a pirate! You think I can fit into civilized society looking like this?!"
 
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Jolene: Don't you think copying The Next Phase is too much. I mean Mayweather and Trip running around invisible won't remind trekkies?

Brannon and Braga: (OS) Damn...Fine, we won't do it. Let's go with that TATV script instead.
 
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