ENT Caption Competition #006 Hoist A Few

[Doc Mugatu]

Shran: Captain Archer you saved my life. It is custom that I now bestow upon you a highly motile sample of my sperm by which to fertilize a female of your choice.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHRAN: Is this a joke??? Because I'm blue I only drink blue stuff??? Do you only drink pink lemonade ????

 

[Finn]

Robinson: Here's to my ancestor who was a president.

Archer: I think I came from nobodies. A NCIS agent?

Robinson: I think I know all of the old US agencies. NCIS isn't among them

Archer: figures