ENT Caption Competition #006 Hoist A Few

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Tenacity, Nov 13, 2018.

  1. Tenacity

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    Today's triumphant winners

    The proctology award goes to T'Boggan

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    Archer " Is that your finger?"
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    The learners permit award goes to Nerys Myk

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    T'POL: Turn the wheels and back up...
    MAYWEATHER: Man, parallel parking is hard.
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    The Trick Or Treat award goes to IMC Headquarters

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    TUCKER: Damm! We forgot to bring bags. Trick-or-treating's going to be a bust this year. Who do you suppose lives here, anyhow?
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    The Hadji award goes to Herbert

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    T'Pol: Sim Sim Salabim!
    Trip: uh, is that what your supposed to say when you mind meld?
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  2. Herbert

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    Thanks for the win @Tenacity


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    Andorian Dude: Well, it's, er. It's blue.

    (sorry, low hanging fruit but I just had to do it :biggrin: )
     
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    Mirror Phlox: Mmmm. Kelpien?

    Mirror T'Pol: My grandmother's recipe.
     
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  4. Tenacity

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    Shran: Here's that urine sample you asked for.
     
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  5. IMC Headquarters

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    SHRAN: The e-mail said this would add five inches to my antennae. Money back guaranteed.
     
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    T'POL: What goatee?
     
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    SHRAN: "Shran's Tan-in-a-Can"! I'll make millions...
     
  8. Tenacity

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    T'Pol: Here's to a uneventful journey.
    Archer: Here here.
    Trip: I'll drink to that.
    Hoshi (os): Captain, incoming transmission.
    Archer: Who is it?
    Hoshi (os): Death.

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    Woman: So when are you going on your next test flight?
    Archer: Right after we both get good and drunk.
    Robinson: I'm sure as hell not going up there sober.
     
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    ARCHER: Drink up. The Xindi Constructor Fleet is on its way...
     
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    PHLOX: If this were Captain Sisko's Defiant, we could not only clean the galaxy's chronometers...we could reset them back to the stone age. And use those rocks to pulp whole societies...
    T'POL: (to self) Wish I had a cloaking device right now...
     
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    T'POL: Commander? Why are you taking a selfie using your wine glass?
     
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    SHRAN: The glass is half-full. No. Wait. It's half-empty. Um but it is half-full. And it's half-empty, too. And or it's some optical illusion created by a filthy Tellarite swine who wants to promote a culture of insecurity and self-doubt TO TOTALLY INCAPACITATE US PRIOR TO THEIR INVASION!
     
  13. Tenacity

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    Shran: So, is the glass half full, or half empty?
    T'Pol: It is half full of fluid and half full of atmosphere and therefor full.
    Shran: You take the fun out of everything T'Pol.
     
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    SHRAN: Aqua Velva. I paid a fortune to ebay obtaining this RARE! sample from 1975. It's the only perfume in the quadrant which can effectively mask the smell of any filthy Tellarite.
     
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    SHRAN: Founder? Why do you look so sad?
     
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    Morn: The Early Years