Eating Cellphones

[Turd Ferguson]

Never dreamed of eating a cellphone, but I have had dreams of eating records and CDs... leaving the aforementioned plastic-y taste in my mouth

 

[scotpens]

apparently I have a re-occurring dream of eating old cell phones. The latest gave me the feeling of plastic in my mouth crunching down them in half with my teeth, and swallowing a chuck of the cellphones in some sort of gathering.

Anyone else have similar dreams?

No, but I'm sure it has something to do with sex. It always has something to do with sex.

 

[SPCTRE]

Never dreamed of eating a cellphone, but I have had dreams of eating records and CDs... leaving the aforementioned plastic-y taste in my mouth

eating CDs would be horrible, sometimes they shatter when you snap them in half

 

[Kor]

I had a WWII cloak-and-dagger dream involving a mysterious lady being unfairly labeled as a radical. I was a journalist trying to help her get away. Then I was in the present day in a college class taught by an irritating prof from my alma mater. Then I was in the Cold War meeting the same lady again. Then I woke up.

Oh, and I didn't eat anything in this dream.

Kor

 

[Avro Arrow]

apparently I have a re-occurring dream of eating old cell phones. The latest gave me the feeling of plastic in my mouth crunching down them in half with my teeth, and swallowing a chuck of the cellphones in some sort of gathering.

Anyone else have similar dreams?

Um, no, sorry. Not that the ones I have are any less weird, mind you.

Maybe your subconscious is warning you you're eating through your minutes too quickly?

 

[Elder Knight]

I wonder if this guy ever got to do telephones ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

 

[scotpens]

Do you ever have a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? I know, I do.

Sometimes a little pickle is just a little pickle.

 

[TrickyDickie]

I wonder if this guy ever got to do telephones ...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

Knew someone would bring him up.

I once had a dream about roto-tilling my mattress....must have gotten quite uncomfortable and frustrated in my sleep with the cussed thing.

 

[Elder Knight]

[OLD_JOKE_WARNING]
"You ate your mattress? Any ill effects? How do you feel?"
"A little down in the mouth."
[/OLD_JOKE_WARNING]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Even worse sequel:

Spoiler: joke

A few hours later, they'd be down in the dumps...