Duke Nukem Forever

[Owain Taggart]

This game looks juvenile, retarded and displays complete disregard for the laws of physics. It should be banned in case 8 year-old boys get their hands on it and ask their parents embarrassing questions about dancing nude ladies. It also displays an extreme level of degeneracy that will disgust Islamists and incite terrorism.

But I still want some.

Yeah, I have to say, if it doesn't have accurate boobie physics, I'll be disappointed...

 

[Reverend]

^ I wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly what they've spent most of the last 12 years perfecting.

 

[Owain Taggart]

^ I wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly what they've spent most of the last 12 years perfecting.

All those years of study and dedication...

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Couldn't they have just taken the code from any of the Dead or Alive games for that?

 

[Sephiroth]

^earth physics, not moon physics

 

[Aragorn]

Duke's May release date has been pushed back to June.

 

[Skellington]

^

 

[clint g]

EPIC LOLZ



its NEVER coming out

 

[Reverend]

I think Gearbox are equally impressed.

 

[B.J.]

^Okay, that was funny.

 

[Owain Taggart]

Hah, that was hilarious. He looked positively giddy that it was finally happening. Love how they say "Beat us up" at the end

Though I have a feeling that no matter what, there will be disappointed people when it finally does get released. It has big shoes to fill and big expectations to fulfill for a game that's been in development for so long. There will be people criticizing it to death and looking for every fault. The devs will feel like they can't win.