duelling Snow Whites

[Temis the Vorta]

I don't know why the universe needs one Snow White movie much less two, but we're getting them. So which will you be lining up at midnight to see? And yes, you must pick one!

The Brothers Grimm: Snow White

Love triangle between Evil Queen Julia Roberts, Prince Charming Armie Hammer (the Winklevoii from The Social Network) and Phil Collin's daughter as the fairest of them all. Director: Tarsem Singh.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen, Kristen Stewart as Snow White, and Viggo Mortensen as the Huntsman. Looks like Prince Charming is out on his ass, along with the sparkly vampires.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I gotta go with Charlize as the Evil Queen. And no, I didn't vote for that movie because I'm scared of Kristen Stewart's fangirl army.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Kristen Stewart would make a better Sleeping Beauty, well, Sleepy Beauty anyway.

I don't know, the current directors don't have a lot of history but Tarsem Singh's projects are at least interesting. If pressed though, I'll have to wait for The Asylum's version.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I should have mentioned Tarsem Singh, so I added him to the description - he should make his version look fantastic, anyway. Dunno who the other guy is. The cast for Huntsman still gets my vote.

 

[Admiral2]

Snow White and the Huntsman

Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen, Kristen Stewart as Snow White, and Viggo Mortensen as the Huntsman. Looks like Prince Charming is out on his ass, along with the sparkly vampires.

Kristen Stewart as Snow White? Like I want to see that talentless blockhead huff and monotone her way through a Snow White performance?

If forced to choose, I'd take my chances with the other one, though I'd probably skip both.

 

[lurok]

Theron and Mortensen...yes But like Roberts as well...

 

[The Nth Doctor]

Where's the puke option? Bleah!

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Where's the puke option? Bleah!

I deliberately left it out.

This thread is an experiment to assess just how bored everyone is, that they're willing to reply to it due to there being nothing out there that is actually worth talking about.

 

[lurok]

Where's the puke option? Bleah!

I deliberately left it out.

This thread is an experiment to assess just how bored everyone is, that they're willing to reply to it due to there being nothing out there that is actually worth talking about.

lol Have zero interest in seeing either film, but have lot of time for Mortensen, Theron and Roberts as actors...

 

[Mr. Adventure]

We'll have to add this to the list of suspiciously similar movies released around the same time. http://www.squidoo.com/similar-movies

 

[Greg Cox]

There's actually a third version in the works, in which the dwarves are replaced by ninjas or samurai. Really.

I think the working title is The Seven.

 

[JarodRussell]

I don't know why the universe needs one Snow White movie much less two, but we're getting them. So which will you be lining up at midnight to see? And yes, you must pick one!

The Brothers Grimm: Snow White

Love triangle between Evil Queen Julia Roberts, Prince Charming Armie Hammer (the Winklevoii from The Social Network) and Phil Collin's daughter as the fairest of them all. Director: Tarsem Singh.

Snow White and the Huntsman

Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen, Kristen Stewart as Snow White, and Viggo Mortensen as the Huntsman. Looks like Prince Charming is out on his ass, along with the sparkly vampires.

There's actually a third version in the works, in which the dwarves are replaced by ninjas or samurai. Really.

I think the working title is The Seven.

Can't they just sell the stuff they're smoking instead of doing these crapfests?

 

[Greg Cox]

Can't they just sell the stuff they're smoking instead of doing these crapfests?

You know, I'm not sure why people are reacting negatively to this. What's wrong with new versions of classic fairy tales?

Granted, three versions is a bit much . . . .

 

[Starbreaker]

One of these movies could end up being awesome... don't judge movies based on short blurbs of scripts.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Duelling Snow Whites? Would be it something like Duelling Banjos?

 

[Anwar]

It just seems like it's a random fad to attract teenage girls rather than folks putting any decent effort into anything.

I mean honestly, who didn't see the Twilight-ization in Beastly and Red Riding Hood?

 

[Holdfast]

... duelling Snow Whites...

They should stop fighting, and make out instead. I guarantee higher box office revenues this way.

 

[iguana_tonante]

^ As usual, you deliver the WIN.

 

[Holdfast]

You should hear my solution to the Libyan and Ivory Coast crises...

 

[Temis the Vorta]

It just seems like it's a random fad to attract teenage girls rather than folks putting any decent effort into anything.

I mean honestly, who didn't see the Twilight-ization in Beastly and Red Riding Hood?

Blame the money that Alice in Wonderland movie with Johnny Depp made.

You should hear my solution to the Libyan and Ivory Coast crises...

Stop right there. I don't want to see Gaddafi making out with anyone.