DS9's Best Delivered Line(s)

[Photon]

Both of mine are from Damar/Casey Biggs.

Penumbra:

What does she do in her quarters
all day? She didn't look well
the last time I saw her.
(carefully)
I hope she's not ill.

Strange Bedfellows:

Damar: Well Hello!
Weyoun: I'm glad you find the death of my predecessor so amusing
Damar: You misjudge me, I miss him deeply Here-lets drink to Weyoun 7
Weyoun: When will the prisoners be executed?
Damar: When their trial is completed. The legal protocols must be observed
Weyoun: When?
Damar: The execution is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. 1400 hours
Weyoun: Have they signed the confessions?
Damar: No...............maybe you should talk to Worf again

 

[MyCylon]

^
That one's priceless .

Here's one I love (I think Shimerman's delivery is wonderful) although it's very silly:

Quark: "I just had some Canar with Damar. Hahaha that rhymes!"

 

[Jono]

"I am now, Jake...I am now..."

 

[Photon]

"I am now, Jake...I am now..."

Good one,

"Jake my sweet boy"

Man, that's a heart tugger...............that's why I can't watch The Visitor willy nilly..........waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too powerful

 

[Thor Damar]

"Goodbye, Major. You and I on the same side; it never seemed quite… right, did it?"

 

[Photon]

"Goodbye, Major. You and I on the same side; it never seemed quite… right, did it?"

Kira: lock phasers.............fire

Later.......

Kira: next time I see him...........I'll kill him

 

[Sykonee]

"You blew up your own shop!"

 

[Marie1]

"Goodbye, Major. You and I on the same side; it never seemed quite… right, did it?"

Kira: lock phasers.............fire

Later.......

Kira: next time I see him...........I'll kill him

And yet... she doesn't!!

I liked what Sisko had to say to Worf after Jadzia prevented him from killing Kurn!

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

A favorite of mine that I had cause to quote a little while earlier here on the boards.

Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people – as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts... deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers... put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time... and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people will become as nasty and violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces, look at their eyes...

I always sit up and listen to that statement.

 

[Marie1]

^ It's true of many people...

And I'm glad he said Klingons, not Jem'Hadar...

 

[Navaros]

To be honest, I've never seen a line that wasn't amazing, delivered by Marc Alaimo, Louise Fletcher, Rene Auberjonois, Andy Robinson, Jeffrey Combs, Armin Shimerman and many others. There are way too many perfectly-delivered lines by all of them to even try to count.

 

[indranee]

true, Damar did have some really good ones

I think the best one is this:

Odo: with what?

anybody care to guess from which episode?

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

true, Damar did have some really good ones

I think the best one is this:

Odo: with what?

anybody care to guess from which episode?

Way of the Warrior, when Quark finds that Rom's borrowed his disruptor - 'I'll kill him.' 'With what?'

 

[indranee]

correct

 

[TheGodBen]

I love the scene in Treachery, Faith and the Great River where O'Brien is explaining his plan to Bashir about replacing Sisko's desk with one that is the wrong colour and Kira walks in.

Kira: That's not the captain's desk.
Bashir: He's going to paint it!

I don't know why, but I love the delivery on that line.

 

[Brian]

I loved whenever Winn called Kira "child". Such a saccharine condescending delivery. Perfection, every time.

 

[Twin]

Absolutely fantastic dialogues include Garak, my favourite, from In The Pale Moonlight!!

Sisko: Who's watching Tolar?

Garack: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force open the door, it may... explode.

Sisko: I hope that's just an impression

Gar: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae

 

[Photon]

Absolutely fantastic dialogues include Garak, my favourite, from In The Pale Moonlight!!

Sisko: Who's watching Tolar?

Garack: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force open the door, it may... explode.

Sisko: I hope that's just an impression

Gar: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae

Gold absolute freaking gold

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

My absolute favorite line deliveries have to be Odo meeting his informant in "Improbable Cause". masterful delivery that not made for a great scene, but seemed to expand the universe of Trek

 

[Vulcan Princess]

In Emissary, when Sisko meets Kira for the first time, Kira says, "I suppose you want the office."

Sisko's reply is perfectly delivered. "Well, I thought I'd say hello first and then take the office, but we could do it in any order you'd like."