So, I have been fairly brave and have started to introduce my girl to all things nerdy, because we are in a well-established relationship and she has nowhere to run. 
It started with South Park, progressed through NuBSG - to season 2.5, continued with selected episodes of TNG and has evolved into a unspoken agreement to watch the entire run of DS9 (as the series is one of my favorites).
As we've watched, she has expressed her displeasure with the lack of a narrated intro, akin to Patrick Stewart's opener in the beginning of TNG, and has started to write her own intro for the series..
She hasn't completed it yet, it may be just in jest, but it left me wondering if anyone else has considered writing their own DS9 intro?

It started with South Park, progressed through NuBSG - to season 2.5, continued with selected episodes of TNG and has evolved into a unspoken agreement to watch the entire run of DS9 (as the series is one of my favorites).
As we've watched, she has expressed her displeasure with the lack of a narrated intro, akin to Patrick Stewart's opener in the beginning of TNG, and has started to write her own intro for the series..
She hasn't completed it yet, it may be just in jest, but it left me wondering if anyone else has considered writing their own DS9 intro?