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If anyone is interested in reading a really short and kinda dumb fanfic where the DS9 crew goes the the movie theater, I can post it.
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Spicy Thunder
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Alright, I haven't finished it yet, and quite honestly, it's really pointless and there may be a lot of canon inconsistency, so don't judge, but here's the first part:
The senior staff of Deep Space Nine entered the movie theater nervously. It had been a long week, and Sisko decided that everyone needed a break. Julian had suggested that everyone come together to watch a tennis tournament, but to the rest of the crew’s relief, Jadzia suggested something a bit more exciting than watching a ball bounce back and forth for an hour.
Once Quark, who also felt he needed some time off, got wind of the trip, he begged to go along as well. Sisko had reluctantly agreed, and promised Odo that he wouldn’t have to deal with Quark for another month if he let him come along.
Julian, being a nice friend, also decided to invite Garak. At hearing the news, Odo was just about to go and hide in a box forever, but he figured he could keep himself together for the duration of two hours, especially if the captain was counting on it.
Once everyone had stepped through the door, several officers had a feeling that the trip would end in disaster. When they stepped up to the ticket booth, everyone was sure if it. How could it not? This was the senior staff of Deep Space Nine, for God’s sake.
What movie would they see? No one had considered this, and neither could they decide.
“We should see that one about the criminal heist!” Quark quickly blurred out.
“No, we must watch the movie about the gladiator fighting to the death. He seems most honorable,” countered Worf, with Jadzia nodding in approval.
“Or we could watch that romantic comedy…” O’Brien added under his breath.
They agreed on the romantic comedy. After they bought the tickets and Sisko had finally rounded up his crew like a bunch of whiny kids, there was still time to buy snacks. Sisko decided he would treat everyone, as long as they spent under $10. While Quark and Garak were busy bargaining with/threatening the cashier to have the prices lowered, Julian and Miles decided that they would share a pack of Skittles, and Sisko slipped Odo another $5 to keep him from strangling someone out of pure annoyance.
“They have Romulan Ale?!” cried Worf as he looked at the drink menu, “But it’s illegal!”
He was almost toppled by Kira, who came charging in his direction while she tried to grasp two huge containers of popcorn that she proudly bought.
The crew started to make their way toward the theater when Jake Sisko fell through the roof, with Nog following shortly after.
“Uh… Hey Dad!” He said while brushing debris off of his clothes, “I was just-”
“Nope, I don’t even want to know,” his father interrupted.
Instead of continuing on to further questioning, the crew decided alternatively that they had officially given up, and resorted to silently turning away and continuing to their theater.
Theater 47 was jam-packed. Sisko, followed by everyone else, squeezed past the other theater occupants. By this time, each person in the audience, getting used to the trend now, was getting the idea that something was going to go wrong too.
While navigating to the seats, problems began to arise. Julian stepped on someone’s foot. Kira spilled one of her popcorn containers on the person next to her. Worf swore in Klingon. Odo hid in his popcorn bucket. Sisko began to doubt the competence of his crew.
The lights began to dim and everyone did their best to quiet down. At this time, the advertisements started. This was when a familiar tune began to play out…
“Come to Quarks, Quark’s is fun…”
All of the theater occupants turned their heads to Quark and glared.
“What? It’s just a little advertising…” he tried to point out while getting ready to leap up and run for his life.
Thankfully for Quark, this was the moment that the lights fully turned off and the movie began.
The senior staff of Deep Space Nine entered the movie theater nervously. It had been a long week, and Sisko decided that everyone needed a break. Julian had suggested that everyone come together to watch a tennis tournament, but to the rest of the crew’s relief, Jadzia suggested something a bit more exciting than watching a ball bounce back and forth for an hour.
Once Quark, who also felt he needed some time off, got wind of the trip, he begged to go along as well. Sisko had reluctantly agreed, and promised Odo that he wouldn’t have to deal with Quark for another month if he let him come along.
Julian, being a nice friend, also decided to invite Garak. At hearing the news, Odo was just about to go and hide in a box forever, but he figured he could keep himself together for the duration of two hours, especially if the captain was counting on it.
Once everyone had stepped through the door, several officers had a feeling that the trip would end in disaster. When they stepped up to the ticket booth, everyone was sure if it. How could it not? This was the senior staff of Deep Space Nine, for God’s sake.
What movie would they see? No one had considered this, and neither could they decide.
“We should see that one about the criminal heist!” Quark quickly blurred out.
“No, we must watch the movie about the gladiator fighting to the death. He seems most honorable,” countered Worf, with Jadzia nodding in approval.
“Or we could watch that romantic comedy…” O’Brien added under his breath.
They agreed on the romantic comedy. After they bought the tickets and Sisko had finally rounded up his crew like a bunch of whiny kids, there was still time to buy snacks. Sisko decided he would treat everyone, as long as they spent under $10. While Quark and Garak were busy bargaining with/threatening the cashier to have the prices lowered, Julian and Miles decided that they would share a pack of Skittles, and Sisko slipped Odo another $5 to keep him from strangling someone out of pure annoyance.
“They have Romulan Ale?!” cried Worf as he looked at the drink menu, “But it’s illegal!”
He was almost toppled by Kira, who came charging in his direction while she tried to grasp two huge containers of popcorn that she proudly bought.
The crew started to make their way toward the theater when Jake Sisko fell through the roof, with Nog following shortly after.
“Uh… Hey Dad!” He said while brushing debris off of his clothes, “I was just-”
“Nope, I don’t even want to know,” his father interrupted.
Instead of continuing on to further questioning, the crew decided alternatively that they had officially given up, and resorted to silently turning away and continuing to their theater.
Theater 47 was jam-packed. Sisko, followed by everyone else, squeezed past the other theater occupants. By this time, each person in the audience, getting used to the trend now, was getting the idea that something was going to go wrong too.
While navigating to the seats, problems began to arise. Julian stepped on someone’s foot. Kira spilled one of her popcorn containers on the person next to her. Worf swore in Klingon. Odo hid in his popcorn bucket. Sisko began to doubt the competence of his crew.
The lights began to dim and everyone did their best to quiet down. At this time, the advertisements started. This was when a familiar tune began to play out…
“Come to Quarks, Quark’s is fun…”
All of the theater occupants turned their heads to Quark and glared.
“What? It’s just a little advertising…” he tried to point out while getting ready to leap up and run for his life.
Thankfully for Quark, this was the moment that the lights fully turned off and the movie began.
I kinda like this. What movie did they watch?
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