DS9 Caption That # "When It Rains ...We Caption"

[Judas Ascendant]

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[Rat Boy]

Apparently Klingon hatred of the Romulans runs so deep that Martok couldn't resist the temptation to pull the Romulan's chair out from under him.

Romulan: "Let me guess. Bowflex?"

Sisko: "I didn't know you were a military strategist, Chief."

O'Brien: "I'm not...but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

Crichton: "Harvey, you may want to check your fly."

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Little did the public know that the Allies decided who got post-war control of Cardassia by playing musical chairs.

Romulan: "So it's true. Starfleet Admirals DO have sticks shoved up there."

O'Brien's wacky schemes to make-up to Keiko after forgetting their anniversary were starting to get impossibly complicated.

 

[LightningStorm]

Admiral Ross passes gas, Romulan doubles over from the stench, Martok visibly blanches.
Sisko (oblivious): "Did I miss something gentlemen?"

Romulan thinks: "For the love of Romulus, he blew a hole in his pants from that. Disgusting Humans."

O'Brien: "Well, gentlemen, it appears the Admiral's gastrointestinal problems has affected sectors 439 to 462.

Harvey: "What is that bright light?"
Chrichton: "That, Harvey, is an inter dimensional rift between universes, caused by massive gastrointestinal explosions. DUH!"

 

[MyCylon]

Ross: "Shh, Ben - it's an aaaaaaaaache..."
Romulan: "That's what I was just going to say..."

Romulan: "Zzzzz..."

Martok: "Chief, you've got a Warrior's ass!"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Why does everyone say there were no gay people in Star Trek?

Gay Klingon checks out the Romulan...

Gay Romulan checks out the Admiral...

The gay Klingon even tried to persuad Sisko to lean that way...

 

[nx1701g]

In the 24th Century Panty Raids became more complicated

 

[Kegek]

Crichton: Yeah, it's a weapon: Wiped out a whole armada. But it's inhabited by god-like aliens and they frell with Sisko's mind like you're frelling with mine.
(pause)
And that's all I know about wormholes!

Harvey: Not entirely, John. What is this... Stargate?

 

[DostoyevskyClone]

Captain Sisko and General Martok judged the final round of the first Alpha/Beta Quadrant 'Robot' dance-off: Vice Admiral Ross later went on to lose due to his failure to adhere to the "no direct eye contact with judges" guideline.

 

[LightningStorm]

Kegek said:
[Farscape pic]

Crichton: Yeah, it's a weapon: Wiped out a whole armada. But it's inhabited by god-like aliens and they frell with Sisko's mind like you're frelling with mine.
(pause)
And that's all I know about wormholes!

Harvey: Not entirely, John. What is this... Stargate?

lol! That was a good one.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Love the new sig line, JA. After last week, I needed that!

You're just sayin' it cus I give you doughnuts though, aren't you?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ROMULAN: Nice glass

ROMULAN: Nice ass

 

[Judas Ascendant]

PKTrekGirl said:


Love the new sig line, JA. After last week, I needed that!

You're just sayin' it cus I give you doughnuts though, aren't you?

Mostly, but you need to stop with the zero trans fat doughnuts. I want my enemies to eat pastry vengeance, not lose weight.

Thanks in advance....

 

[PKTrekGirl]

^ Killing them slowly, eh?

'Death By Doughnuts'

Got it!

 

[CaptainJon]

Sisko: All right, General. Take your pic. The fat human admiral...or the backstabbing Romulan admiral.
Martok: I will be doing all the backstabbing, Captain.
Sisko: My mistake.

Romulan Admiral: Good muscle tone. Nice round curves. Plenty of cushioning. Not bad...for a human.

 

[NathanielM]

Sisko: General, Klingon, Klingon, General, Romulan, General, Romulan Klingon... Commander, General (the hand shakes go round and round for hours)

Romulan: Hmmm.. Man, wouldn't i do to get in the Admiral's ass right now... I shouldn't have taken all that 24th century Viagra... I need some relief!

(A Dark and scary day when the romulans all turned GAY!)

 

[KJM]

Ross: What's this about a wrongful death suit by Vreenak's family?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Romulan: In the spirit of cooperation, Admiral, you must tell me how you managed to get your ass so tight and firm.

Ross: Would you believe me if I told you it only took minutes a day? Only three days a week? Using my Bowflex.

Romulan: PREPOSTEROUS! I say your claim is a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "Chief? Why has our plans for the invasion of Cardassia been replaced by football plays?"

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Romulan: Are you gay Admiral Ross?
Ross: Will Romulus enter the war if im gay?
Romulan: Yes.
Ross: Then for tonight, I am gay.
Romulan: My quarters or yours?
Ross: Your quarters are full of hidden cameras, sensors and audio devices.
Romulan: yours it is then.

Sisko: Me and General Martok have been up all night going over invasion plans and star charts and come up with what we believe is a great plan to strike into the heart of Cardassian space in a surprise attack on the Dominion which will cripple their main fleet and give us control of a large area of territory which will prove extremely advantageous in a second strike towards Cardassia prime, all we want is a second opinion on it, so what do you think chief?

O'Brien: I have to say sir your plan is pure genious, I can see you spent a lot of time preparing it, the plan would indeed work but I can see one problem.

Martok: What problem is that?

O'Brian: Those ships planets and starbases you're planning to attack are Tholian, this is a star chart of Tholian space not Cardassian space.

Sisko: God damn it Martok.