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DS9 Caption that # "The Link... I Think"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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Brooks: Okay, who's the genius who thought they'd get a deal on buying the cheapest DVDs of our show they could find on the Internet, and ended up inadvertently buying the Asian bootlegs?
Dorn: Well on the bright side, you have to admit that the voice they dubbed over all of Jadzia's lines are an incredible improvement in acting quality.
Farrell: Excuse me?
Brooks: He's got a point, Terry.
1 hour and 41 minutes after receiving Martok's distress call, Sisko had narrowed down the on screen text to either "Press any cucumber to continue" or "Ferengi invaders landing in Cleveland".
Bashir delivers a shocking report, diagnosing one-third of DS9's crew with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Boslic Captain: "Is this some kind of bust?"
Odo: "Yes, it's very nice."
Neil Armstrong: "That's one small step for man, one giant le--WHOA AHHHHhhh... Oof!"
Buzz Aldrin: "Oh my God! He's fallen off of the moon!"
Neil Armstong: "I'm alright! I landed in a tree."
``Are those glyphs some supplemental Klingon text, or are they just lighting glare?''
``Oh, what a moment not to have a straw on me!''
``All right, Worf, Dax, let's see if you get this. I spy with my little eye -- ''
``Wormhole.''
``Wormhole.''
``Dang! Again!''
``Uhm ... would you believe changelings make better corsets?''
``Wait -- I can't make a decision without a little good-figure like O'Brien standing on my left shoulder! Where is he?''
The invention of Moonwalking.
``Uhm ... would you believe changelings make better corsets?''
and
"So, it's a little tight around the neck then?"
Freaking genius!!
and
"So, it's a little tight around the neck then?"
Freaking genius!!
Sisko: Damn it! That Ferengi bastard told me this would handle 1080p, and at best it's 720!
Garak: Hmmm. Perhaps that was a little too much GHB.
Vorta porn isn't for everyone.
Being a changeling gave Odo the uncanny ability to instantly spot silicone.
Sisko: Garak, STOP STARING AT ME!
Garak: My apologies. I wasn't expecting the assless chaps.
Too late, Tom Welling remembered Smallville's "no flights, no tights" policy.
Sisko didn't realize that "Cha' Be'Hom, Wa' HIvje'" was Klingon for "2 Girls, One Cup..."
...but he did find out it was more fun watching other people watch it.
Garak: "Well, someone's a little hypocritical about the Promenade's vagrancy laws."
Quark tried to play it cool when his mind was swapped with the Bosilic captain, but he gave himself away when he spent too much time admiring his own rack.
Garak: "I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger."
Duck Dodgers: "Like I said before, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us so off you go!"
Sisko: Would someone please tell me what those scribbles at the bottom mean? They change every time I get a transmission from the Klingon Empire.
Worf: Let's just say, that it has something to do with your mother's honor.
Worf: Jadzia! Please remove your hand. While I appreciate the attention. Now is not the appropriate time or place.
Jadzia: Sometimes, I simply can't help myself.
Sisko: Damn It, Old Man! This is the Ward Room. Not a Holo-suite.
Garak: Well, no good can possibly come of this. Unless...
BC: Constable? Are you limping?
Odo: No, and you can stop laughing.
BC: *snerk* I'm not laughing. *snerk* I promise.
Sisko: Mr. Garak. I'm amazed at your audacity. So, If I were to pass out right now...?
Garak: When life presents you an unexpected opportunity...
Sisko: Get out.
Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
Since we switched to KT&T there have been less dropped calls.
Ok I need a good story. Thought he was a burglar?
Kassidy's "Special Surprise" For Sisko took an unexpected turn when Worf and Jadzia showed up.
Worf: Unusual tattoo.
Jadzia: Unusual location.
SIsko: Hey look Space Elephants!!!
Yo Constable. My eyes are up here.
SISKO:Garak creeps me out when ever he measures my inseam. Roaming hands (shudder) He's behind isnt he? (shudder)
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OUCH!
The pictures are not here... I am not able to see them.
Any ideas?
Just an FYI!
Nathaniel
Any ideas?
Just an FYI!
Nathaniel
Klingon Windows Black Screen of Death: Today is a good day to reboot.
Poor little guy, rode every roller coaster twice.
Odo, I feel a lot better when shapeshifters don't commit my shapes to memory.
Garak, thinking: Turtle soup? What's that supposed to mean?
Geez! All I did was say "Trak".
What's your thing O'Brien? Spots, ridges, male pattern baldness - gotta have a thing to fit in around here. You gotta thing?
All: Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Dax: Put that away! Welcome aboard, don't ever do that again.
Technician: Mr. Brooks, the camera's over here.
Avery Brooks: What's really out there? Just endless stars and galaxies? Nebulae and black holes? I mean we're sat in this studio and-
Producer: Look, Avery, lets get on with this scene - we're a sci-fi show not some serious scientific look at outer space.
Odo: I think you'll make a FINE security officer, I'll make sure we PAIR you up with someone strong so you can keep me ABREAST of station security.
Odo once again tries to show off by doing his horizontal floor walking technique to Garak
Sisko: Have you any idea what it means, Garak?
(responding to above picture) Garak: Actually I'm not sure you have a mother...
Despite playing for an entire week, Sisko never did get the hang of Klingon solitare.
Garak: Captain, put the black P'kelet on the white G'morak...
Sisko: Thank you Mr Garak.
Garak: Perhaps you should switch to Bolian Minesweeper.
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Even though he had a great name already picked out, it took years for Michael Jackson to perfect the 'Moonwalk'
Garak: Hm...the bad news is: Odo's dead as a doornail. The good news is: His new suit looks FABULOUS!
Sisko didn't realize that "Cha' Be'Hom, Wa' HIvje'" was Klingon for "2 Girls, One Cup..."
...but he did find out it was more fun watching other people watch it.
Garak: "Well, someone's a little hypocritical about the Promenade's vagrancy laws."
Quark tried to play it cool when his mind was swapped with the Bosilic captain, but he gave himself away when he spent too much time admiring his own rack.
Garak: "I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger."
Duck Dodgers: "Like I said before, this planet ain't big enough for the two of us so off you go!"
ALL WINNERS
Abstane from this contest. Still no pictures. Again would not be fair...
Nathaniel
Nathaniel
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