DS9 Caption That # "The Fruit of Their Loins"

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "You know, we're not going to get anything done if you keep stabbing the underlings."

 

[Toban Kal]

Ziyal: Come with me. We can be happy together. We'll have our own pla...
Kira: What's that Odo? Yes. I'm coming.

I thought tonight we might try something a little different.
No Odo. No. And you know what? Your pale is sitting on the couch tonight.

This is a warriors blade, you do not use it to slice chocolate cake.

Martok: what's that smell?
Worf: I'm sorry general, I had curried Gakh for dinner last night.

 

[Mistral]

Ziyal: "This could have been a life-long friendship but I'm going to be murdered soon by my father's aide. Isn't it sad?"

Kira: "Oooh! Look, a birdie!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Uniformed Cop 1: "Ok so you're gonna dress in drag break ou the crack,and we' nab mayor Marion Shepilov Barry right?"

Plain clothes Cop: "I said yes"

Other cops in room : (in unison) "Shepilov???!"

 

[Triskelion]

Kira: Next time you fart in the airlock Garak I'll karate kick you right in the nets!
Zeyal: It's his thing.

So that'll be fifty bucks for the whole hour.
You a cop?
Damn it!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Martok: "Yes, I stuff my bra so my tits don't look so tiny."

Worf: "I did not... need to know that."

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

WORF: I see your point... I mean it's something I can look into...er....you're a man of singular vision.....crap.

Worf: "General, that is not the honorable way to win the caption contest!"

Martok:"Worf, did you read RATBOY's entry? No one else would have had a chance otherwise!"[/quote]

Kira: "Why's Dukat winking at us?"

The prize

A Horga'hn. Now everyone will now if you're happy to see them...and why....