DS9 Caption That # "The Flava of Love"

[cooleddie74]

"Songs and operas will be sung of this day, my friends!!

For on this date...we...the brave warriors of the House of N'Ghor...have finally gotten Mario to Level Thirty!!!"

(*Klingon muttering and angry grumbling*)

"Damned Ti' Vo.

Can never program this thing right."

 

[nil_jones]

Quark: The book...To Serve Klingons...

...it's a cookbook!

--

The secret mok'bara death touch has the curious side effect of causing the target to vomit latinum.

Ch'Kagh's heart fult rendintion of Aktuh and Maylota was sure to crown her the next Qo'noS Idol.

Gowron: A relative's inheritance? Sitting in the Bank of Bolias? Good faith money is all it will take?!

Blade secretly admired the Vampires' advanced Enlargement Technology.

 

[ninetofive]

photons be free is a surprise best-seller on Qo'noS

Classic!

 

[cooleddie74]

"How are you doing over there?"

"We're ALL bars and towers, Commander! The new cell service is MOST honorable!"

"A 25% mandatory tip for the gagh special with free warnog refills?!

NEVER!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Sorry. Bar's closed for the night.

And the S&M leather room won't open until 0300."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Quark: Dax told me that Worf is this big.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Apostrophes and oddly placed capitalization made texting in Klingon frustrating.

 

[John Picard]

Quark tries to demonstrate the "hew-mon" custom of "motorboating" to Lursa.

 

[cooleddie74]

V' ERIZON

We never stop destroying your enemies for you.(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

Rule of Acquisition #284:

Never come up for air until you make a sale.

 

[Starbreaker]

Come on, give me a long piece, give me a long piece! No, I don't need a block!

 

[Velocity]

Hmm, smells like Klingon spirit

Gowron said you and that 'Hand Jive' have gotta go--

 

[Kirby]

V' ERIZON

We never stop destroying your enemies for you.(TM)

Can you kill me now?

 

[cooleddie74]

QUARK:"You taste like my idiot brother's wife Leeta."

XBOX 5000

Now with wireless subspace controls!

 

[Triskelion]

Vote with your warrior hearts, soldiers of the Empire! Sanjaya has no honor!

My Ferengi bank is full. Time to make another one!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Rule of Acquisition #289

Always exaggerate the size of your product and your lobes.

 

[Rat Boy]

Grilka: "Why does this always happen when I'm lactating?"

Even on Qo'Nos, the new iPhone didn't work properly on day one.

 

[cooleddie74]

Quark had been misled to believe that Klingon milk ducts contained trace amounts of latinum.

"WHAT THE...

Why do I keep getting erectile lengthening ads on this thing?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ROM:"Moogie never told me Brother's ass was getting this fat!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kozak: "A bill? This is madness!"

Quark: "THIS...IS...QUAAAAAAAAARK'S"