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DS9 Caption That # "The Dogs of Captioning"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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I have a Dream... that Paramount will FINALLY get around to making a Deep Space Nine movie! And all black children and all white children will join hands and say, "DS9, DS9, thank God almighty we're going to see DS9!"
O'Brien: I don't understand how Tupac is still making albums after all these years. Isn't he dead?
Worf: No. Thug life.
O'Brien: Wha...?
Three hundred and forty dollars... damn U.S. Cellular!
Sisko: "Chief! Look at the tail of that comet! I could swear I just saw Spock's face in it!"
Worf: "It's because I like to use Jadzia's lilac-scented bath lotion. Now drop it."
Dukat: "According to this thing, your blood type is... 80-proof?"
Sisko: Good lord Ambassdor Troi, put some clothes on! The weddings not for three days!
Miles (Thinking): That minds me, the warp nacelles on the Defiant need a refit.
WORF: Play it Miles, you played it for her and you can play it for me.
Damar: That had better not be a pair of X-Ray specs!!!
Judas Ascendant said:
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The preceding weeks had been difficult for all, having lost so many friends and colleagues to the war. Thus, O'Brien thought himself clever for engaging in a little gallows humor by surreptitiously letting one go.
Until he realized Sisko's resources ran deeper and... more unpleasant.
Thanks again. 
Sisko was awed by the first contact, but O'Brien had been jaded by too many bumpy foreheads.
Worf: Was it not Kahless who said: To bathe in the blood of our enemies is no sweet solace if they were not slain with honour?
O'Brien: You know, one of the things I really appreciate about the DS9 writers is they didn't turn me into a wooden stereotype.
Cadassian: Gul Damar, marketing reports a decline in ratings for DS9.
Damar: That's no laughing matter. In fact, that's so unfunny it's tragic.
Sisko was awed by the first contact, but O'Brien had been jaded by too many bumpy foreheads.
Worf: Was it not Kahless who said: To bathe in the blood of our enemies is no sweet solace if they were not slain with honour?
O'Brien: You know, one of the things I really appreciate about the DS9 writers is they didn't turn me into a wooden stereotype.
Cadassian: Gul Damar, marketing reports a decline in ratings for DS9.
Damar: That's no laughing matter. In fact, that's so unfunny it's tragic.
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Sisko: O'brian, did you just pinch my ass?
O'brian: Erm, no. *cough*
Damar: I hope you're not watching Star Trek Voyager again on that new Samsung NanoTV!
Cardassian: Nope, its next generation.
Damar: Get to the brig, you're gunna spend another 6 months in there.
Worf: Ask not what your homeworld can do for you, but what you can do for your homeworld.
O'Brian: Sounds familiar.
Worf: I very much doubt that chief, its General Martoks new speach and i'm the only one whos heard it.
O'brian: How original.
Worf: Indeed, general martok is a great leader.
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Sisko: Since the Federation is about to be conquered by the Dominion and we no longer have any hope in hell of mounting any form of defence, Starfleet command felt it only right that I issue the following statement....... the following Starfleet officers are gay...
``Chief! If that Dominion warhead goes off all Bajor will be destroyed!''
``Yeah, but at least the writers aren't picking on me this episode.''
``It is an ancient Klingon tradition that the serving duty officer may order his operations staff to wear frilly pink ballet gowns.''
``You just make these traditions up as you go along, don't you?''
``Apparently Earth says we are to come on down as we're the next contestants on The Price Is Right.''
The Cardassian war effort would be plagued with internal rivalries and jealousies when the Dominion was unable to supply enough of the new iPod Minis to go around.
But the third Little Robin built his spandex suit of bricks, and the Big Bad Cyborg huffed and puffed and huffed and puffed and couldn't blow him down.
Cardassian: "Good news. Geico can save us 15% on a fleet rate for our warships."
Damar: "Really?"
Sisko: "My God...It's full of stars"
O'Brien :<muttering> "It's only a model."
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Elmo Dukat
Guest
"Okay Chief, you can stop holding my hand, now."
O'Brien V.O.: I wonder how long it will take him to notice I cut off his ponytail?
"Ugh, Sudoku is just too hard!"
Damar V.O.: Dammit, he's downloading porn again.
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Sisko - "I can't believe it... how did you get it to work, Chief?"
O'Brien - "I had to send the carrier wave through a tachyon phase booster mounted in Upper Pylon 2, decode it with approximately 17% of the station's computing power, and then synchronise it to the visual output device with a quantum discriminator and a class-3 isolinear capacitor, but I did it. I finally descrambled those Bajoran porn channels."
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Cardassian - "Legate, the Dominion scientists have finally tapped into Deep Space 9's unscrambled Bajoran porn channels. However, they can only be viewed through this modified headset."
Damar - "You had better be done with it in the next hour, soldier."
Sisko - "I can't believe it... how did you get it to work, Chief?"
O'Brien - "I had to send the carrier wave through a tachyon phase booster mounted in Upper Pylon 2, decode it with approximately 17% of the station's computing power, and then synchronise it to the visual output device with a quantum discriminator and a class-3 isolinear capacitor, but I did it. I finally descrambled those Bajoran porn channels."
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Cardassian - "Legate, the Dominion scientists have finally tapped into Deep Space 9's unscrambled Bajoran porn channels. However, they can only be viewed through this modified headset."
Damar - "You had better be done with it in the next hour, soldier."
MrPointy said:
Sisko - "I can't believe it... how did you get it to work, Chief?"
O'Brien - "I had to send the carrier wave through a tachyon phase booster mounted in Upper Pylon 2, decode it with approximately 17% of the station's computing power, and then synchronise it to the visual output device with a quantum discriminator and a class-3 isolinear capacitor, but I did it. I finally descrambled those Bajoran porn channels."
Cardassian - "Legate, the Dominion scientists have finally tapped into Deep Space 9's unscrambled Bajoran porn channels. However, they can only be viewed through this modified headset."
Damar - "You had better be done with it in the next hour, soldier."
You don't have enough posts to be able to post pics, so let's see if this works.
Ahhh, the wonderful world of space porn.
Sisko - "Damn it chief, that porno channel is scrabled again."
Chief - "Sorry Sir, you forgot to slip in your credits card."
Damar: "Now remember, we attack the Space station within the hour and you know the... uh..."
Cardassian - <listening to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers over headset> Freeee Falling...
"WHAAAAAAT? I Can't Hear you!"
lolol
The winners this round
The prize
Garak's tailoring thing-ama-whatever. Now you can earn money and enjoy DS9 at the same time. A stitch in time, while watching DS9. :thumbsup:
Nebusj said:
``Apparently Earth says we are to come on down as we're the next contestants on The Price Is Right.''
The Cardassian war effort would be plagued with internal rivalries and jealousies when the Dominion was unable to supply enough of the new iPod Minis to go around.
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MrPointy said:
Sisko - "I can't believe it... how did you get it to work, Chief?"
O'Brien - "I had to send the carrier wave through a tachyon phase booster mounted in Upper Pylon 2, decode it with approximately 17% of the station's computing power, and then synchronise it to the visual output device with a quantum discriminator and a class-3 isolinear capacitor, but I did it. I finally descrambled those Bajoran porn channels."
The prize
Garak's tailoring thing-ama-whatever. Now you can earn money and enjoy DS9 at the same time. A stitch in time, while watching DS9. :thumbsup:
doubleohfive
Fleet Admiral
Thanks to DS9's funky anti-gravity system, O'Brien's fart got to Sisko's nostrils first.
WORF: Smells like home, wouldn't you say?
O'BRIEN: More like lilacs, if you ask me.
SISKO: The Old Man And The Sea by Ernest Hemingway. A book report by Benny Sisko...
DAMAR: Please tell me that's not your hand on my ass.
Cyborg was less than thrilled when he found out the Famous Jett Jackson was playing him on Smallville, but Robin was *still* angry about Chris O'Donnell...
