DS9 Caption That # "The a...Muse"

[MyCylon]

A misunderstanding leads Majel Barrett to believe she's playing the title role in a new DS9 episode called "The Moose".

Avery Brooks was appalled to find that Cirroc Lofton was trying to read his lines instead of memorizing them.

Odo: Do have a seat *snicker*

 

[NathanielM]

Otho: Miss, are you alright?

Woman: <crying> I never knew how much these 20th century soaps were so sappy.

Sisko: Ok I am on my way baby... I'll be seeing ya, be cool and take care of my son for me.

Woman: <thinking> Jesus, what a little shit... look at all the truancies in school... sheesh...

and extra credit

Flash: Maaaan Ming has a REALLY sweet looking ass.

Ming: <Thinking> Oh yea he's in my power now... Better shake my cheeks a bit more...

 

[NathanielM]

Ming the funkiest: Didn't you know I am Carl Spock's Evil brother?

Flash: No... Whose that...

Ming: You're gonna find out babe... puff and pass...

 

[Mojochi]

Odo "I wonder if a maximum stun setting will make this moment more or less hideous"

Sisko: "Remember those Oriental rugs you got me for my birthday?"

Odo: "Wait till you see me lucky charms. They're magically delicious"

Flash: Rim Job? Does that like involve your helmet or something?

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners this round

DostoyevskyClone said:

Sisko: "All right stop! collaborate and listen - Ice is back with my brand new invention..."
Jake: [blank stare]

Flash Gordon: Dude - when did evil emperors start wearing assless chaps?

Nerys Myk said:

SISKO: If that's my copy of "Vulcan Love Slave" hand it over. It's gonna be a long trip.

Mojochi said:

Sisko: "Remember those Oriental rugs you got me for my birthday?"

The prize

This commemorative plate of our favorite barkeep. What it commemorates is a long sordid tale that ends with Quark giving out free drinks...

Truly a sad tale....

 

[DostoyevskyClone]

I seem to have great fortune when I decide to caption here in the DS9 forum! I believe I've only captioned here twice and won both times while I've posted other places and haven't won once!

Thank you!

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Hey look! New contest! Taking this down then....