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and extra credit
and extra credit
DS9 Caption That # "The a...Muse"
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Rene Auberjonois had the funny feeling that this episode was going to be long and difficult.
Sisko: "And you know what they did in Ops this morning? They laughed at me! This is the last time I let you pick my wardrobe."
Lwaxana: "But I don't want to go among mad people."
Odo: "Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
Lwaxana: "How do you know I'm mad?"
Odo: "You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."
Max von Sydow: "See? You don't have to be Asian to play Ming the Merciless!"
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Sisko: "All right stop! collaborate and listen - Ice is back with my brand new invention..."
Jake: [blank stare]
Lwaxana: You know Odo...you look like a real gay-ass sitting up there...
Odo: Yes, but I'm *acting* this way in an effort to persuade you to finally GET OUT OF MY LIFE! What's your reason for acting like an utterly annoying bitch most of the time!?
Flash Gordon: Dude - when did evil emperors start wearing assless chaps?
ODO: My apologies. Appararently a headbutt is not a traditional Betazoid greeting.
SISKO: Ok I'm outa here, Should be enough credit chips for food and stuff for about a week. After that you're on your own.
ODO: What the big deal? You never seen a Changling toilet before?
Odo: "Did I just hear a phaser go off?"
Troi: "What idiot has a cigarette lighter shaped like a phaser?"
Odo: "Well. Garak gave it to me as a present, it was unusually kind of him, but I..."
Troi: "Will you shut up and help me look for my nose!"
Sisko: "Anyway, I'll be off the station for about... " Oof! "... about a week, and I want you to... Oooww" bump "Who put that table there?" stumble... crash "Owww! Who moved that..."
Jake: "Maybe next time you'll pay the utilities"
Troi: "So this is where you practice shapeshifting?"
Odo: "No, actually, this is where I one day hope to bring my Japanese porn collection to life. Care to try some of the ropes for size?"
Ming: "You, Gordon? Save the world? You're not fit to polish my helmet!"
Flash: "Umm... Which one?"
Flash: "There's no escape Ming. I'll stop your evil plans, I'll stop you."
Ming: "My plans for world domination will not be denied. Though it takes me a thousand years, I will be leader of the Liberal Democrats"
New contest! Cool!
``Don't be shy -- just follow your nose! It always knows!''
``Are you getting enough of that Super Sugar Crisp?''
``Those mischievous Jem'Hadar are always after me Lucky Charms!''
``Actually, I usually get a bagel for breakfast.''
``I just have an early lunch instead.''
Majel was less than subtle with her hints that she thought the script stank.
Jake: "Ever since you bought that Africa-themed holosuite program you've been getting really annoying with all your 'authentic African' posing."
Sisko: "Posing? I'll have you know that my African holo-friends Timon and Pumbaa tell my I'm the King of Africa!"
Lwaxana: "Odo, it's amazing. You look uncannily like Betazed's most famous sculpture."
Odo: "No doubt a symbolic work showing a handsome god looming triumphantly over the chaotic world. What is this fine statue called?"
Lwaxana: "Smirking Doofus on a Pile of Crap."
Flash: "You really went too far, Ming. Merciless is one thing, but this was just too damn evil even for you."
Ming: "Fine, fine. I'm sorry for green-lighting the new Flash Gordon tv series."
Rene: "I'm sorry it upsets you, Majel. But being forced to watch clips of your own character was the only way to get you to understand the agony that watching your character causes all Trek fans."
Brooks: "Ok Cirroc, I admit it. I lost the bet. Maybe Lwaxana, not Jadzia, is in fact the worst Trek character of all-time. But you have to admit, it is a tough call to make! Nevertheless, I did lose. I will wear Jake's clothes for one episode, and one episode only!"
The next day Rene had tried to blend in with his surroundings in hopes that he couldn't be seen, and by extention, couldn't be fired by Majel.
Odo: "The meatloaf is OK… isn't it? I mean, I could make you something else…"
Lwaxana: "No, no. It's fine. It's fine."
Sisko: "…And you're sure the bag goes?"
Jake: "Dad. It's only a security meeting with Worf and Odo."
Sisko: "So… yes to the bag?"
Odo: "I made this toilet just for you… and there's a present inside it!"
Tom Paris: "Hang on a minute… Holodeck characters shouldn't be able to change my appearance!"
"Carl Ming?"
Thanks all.
Odo was not happy with the crew of the Enterprise after Picard used Lwaxana's cold to keep her in Medical Quarantine on DS9.
Sisko couldn't believe that Jake was turning down the Risa trip so that he could Read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows
Kira: (over comm) Kira to Odo! There's a fight on the Promeneade! We need you!
Odo: No way! I just won!
and extra credit
As a punishment for failing in so many of his missions Silik was assigned to go back in time and perform in The King and I
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