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DS9 Caption That # "Starship Down, But Not Out"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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``So, if you were ever on board a runabout or a starship or something that got miniaturized by a weird spacetime anomaly, do you think you'd be comfortable flying it through someone's legs if that was the only way to save the day?''
``What? What? Have neither of you ever tried small talk before?''
``The situation is desperate -- but I've got no choice. I'll just have to shave here, and somehow hope to make it without my shaving cream!''
``Galactus got a manicure!''
``Hey, chief, I always wondered, why do we have a giant cartoon flashlight right up front of the ship?''
Sisko: Got any threes?
Alien: Go fish.
A deleted scene from One Little Ship, where the runabout crew get trapped in the uniform of one of the Jem'Hedar soldiers and suffered a penetration in their hull.
(drunk & high) Look! I'm squashing the hull with my fingers!
Sisko: So we split the bill three ways.
Quark: Works for me.
Alien: Wait a minute!
Alien: All I had was a salad!!!
If my calculations are correct, I should be right under the Dabo Girls Dressing Room.
Quark: That's one hell of a night light.
I'm crushing your bridge
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Dude: Like my occular implants?
Girls: I'm thinking a VISOR might work better for you
Seconds later, Ensign Lynch was busted down to Broom Sweeper when O'Brian caught him making shadow puppets against the ship's schematics display.
<singing ala Mr. Burns> "See this hat, t'was my cat, my evening wear; vampire bat"
Avery Brooks: Oh, sorry, James, didn't know you weren't ready. How long until they finish your makeup job?
James Cromwell: They said they HAVE finished it.
Armin Shimerman: Boy, they're really mailing it in this week.
James Cromwell stars in the LITERAL version of The Vagina Monologues
Bashir: Thank goodness for modern technology; this is far more fun than using primitive surveillance cameras.
Hanok: My God! This giant, obviously male beast has mistaken the ship for a mating partner!
Quark: Maybe it wasn't the ship; have you taken a good look at your face?
O'Brien: With careful manipulation of the main shaft, we can eject a massive load onto their sensors, sufficient to divert their attention as we pull out and avoid a second date; er, attack.
"Yeah, sure, the eyes. It's 'cause I'm BLACK, ISN'T IT???"
Quark: "Eeeeeexcellent!"
Karemma: "The Vorta has offered you 789,000 bars of latinum. You can take that money and walk out right now, or you can try for the million by opening three more cargo canisters. Captain Benjamin Sisko: Deal or No Deal?"
Quark: "Take the money! Take the money!"
Sisko: "No Deal, Howie!"
Quark: "Nooooo!"
Bashir: "I'm not liking these readings, Mister God. Have you been jogging like I asked?"
God: "You see, Doc, I'm everywhere. It's a bit hard to jog someplace when you're already there."
Bashir: "I see your point. I'm also a little concerned by your weight. The tricorder says you weigh nothing, which is a tad low for someone who occupies all of creation."
Quark: "You nearly depressurized half the deck!"
Karemma: "I'm sorry, we usually lay our eggs in deep space where we won't hurt anybody!"
Quark: "Deep space? I'm seeing weapons potential here, my friend. Just how attached are your people to your eggs?"
nx1701g said:
Bashir: Have you found Travis yet?
O'Brien: The computer tells me he's in this area.
Worf: I cannot believe you're using the internal sensors to locate a missing toy.
O'Brien: For the last time IT'S NOT A TOY!
This is perfect! It would have made a great scene for an actual episode.
"Believe me when I say my people are even more fascinating than the Wadi and we would be very popular if we were to be featured in a spiritual successor episode to Move Along Home."
Sisko: "I'm sorry, but your request just isn't possible to accomodate."
"I paid Quark a substantial sum of good money to set up this meeting with you, Captain. But it is no matter. I shall simply put a curse upon Quark that will cause him to be the biggest part of the worst episode in the history of Star Trek before this show has ended it's run."
Siddig: "Ok, God...can you hear me? I've finally been able to retool this device so that we may have direct communication. Tell me once and for all, the answer to the eternal question: why the heck wasn't I cast as Baltar?!"
Quark: "The good news is, I've finally solved the age-old mystery of why "God" from Trek V had need of a starship.
The bad news is, he needed it for mating purposes, he's finally found a starship to mate with right now, and we happen to be in it."
After Quark's "God' encounter", O'brien was commissioned to design a new type of starship.
O'Brien: "That's right, sir. With one of these up front, he won't have any interest in us any more. Not a chance."
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Now a tough little ship is even smaller
CaptainJon said:
Sisko: Got any threes?
Alien: Go fish.
Nerys Myk said:
Sisko: So we split the bill three ways.
Quark: Works for me.
Alien: Wait a minute!
Alien: All I had was a salad!!!
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Now a tough little ship is even smaller
AdmiralGarak said:
nx1701g said:
Bashir: Have you found Travis yet?
O'Brien: The computer tells me he's in this area.
Worf: I cannot believe you're using the internal sensors to locate a missing toy.
O'Brien: For the last time IT'S NOT A TOY!
I'm glad you liked it, I half expected that to happen in the series myself.
Taking this down now. Enjoy the next contest!
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