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DS9 Caption That # "Outside The Lines"
- Thread starter Judas Ascendant
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I've got a whole linked story, but only those who have read the DS9 five word story will get it 
"Ah, the new weapons have arrived. Please thank Weyoun for his kind contribution. The Lolcats won't know what hit them."
"You bought those weapons via the Pancake Baron?"
"Yes, at a considerable discount. Don't you approve, Dukat? My bartering skills are quite impressive, wouldn't you agree?"
"What is it Chief? What's wrong?"
"According to these readings, they're gonna blow! Captain, sir, I think they've been tampered with!"
"What do we do?!"
"Get down!"
"That was one hell of a move, Pancake Baron. Say, how long do you think it'll take them to clean off the batter?"
"Heh heh. Could be years".
"Ah, the new weapons have arrived. Please thank Weyoun for his kind contribution. The Lolcats won't know what hit them."
"You bought those weapons via the Pancake Baron?"
"Yes, at a considerable discount. Don't you approve, Dukat? My bartering skills are quite impressive, wouldn't you agree?"
"What is it Chief? What's wrong?"
"According to these readings, they're gonna blow! Captain, sir, I think they've been tampered with!"
"What do we do?!"
"Get down!"
"That was one hell of a move, Pancake Baron. Say, how long do you think it'll take them to clean off the batter?"
"Heh heh. Could be years".
Weyoun: "Something's different about you today... You look so... Manly..."
Well done, Apenpaap!
The sole foolproof method of detecting changelings... They can't resist the urge to Flamenco.
Dukat: "I could never understand this manufactured religion of yours."
Weyoun: "Just between you and me, I'm not all that sure myself. I mean, a deity that is corporeal and able to interact with you? A certain lack of miracles? I'me beginning to think I'm an atheist...
Oh God! Right behind me!"
Nog: "All I'm saying Chief, is that if you score me a little oomox, then I can put the wheels in motion for that long overdue promotion. What do you say?"
"I'm just saying, when your head starts looking like a golf ball in comparison to your body, it's time to stop bodybuilding."
Thanks for the previous win btw
Sisko: When is O'Brien going to fix the temperature here? The space heaters are doing nothing.
Random Gold-shirt thinking: Boy, these uniforms are much better for the cold, not like those tight early spandex uniforms on the Enterprise-D . No stiff nipples for me.
Dukat: Is the...package secure?
Weyoun: Yes, dear friend, your wonderful plan to infest the Defiant with voles has been enacted. I'm sure it will really set Sisko and his lackeys back...
Dukat: Are you trying to hint something?
Nog: Are you sure the dead Cardassian voles are there, Chief?
O'Brien: From the bloody smell, I don't think I even need the tricorder for this...
Nog: Well we better get this done fast, the captain is still bitching about the mess hall being cold.
Redhead: I'm so glad we don't have to wear those dorky Starfleet uniforms.
French Guy *thinking*: Speak for yourself bobblehead.
Sisko: When is O'Brien going to fix the temperature here? The space heaters are doing nothing.
Random Gold-shirt thinking: Boy, these uniforms are much better for the cold, not like those tight early spandex uniforms on the Enterprise-D . No stiff nipples for me.
Dukat: Is the...package secure?
Weyoun: Yes, dear friend, your wonderful plan to infest the Defiant with voles has been enacted. I'm sure it will really set Sisko and his lackeys back...
Dukat: Are you trying to hint something?
Nog: Are you sure the dead Cardassian voles are there, Chief?
O'Brien: From the bloody smell, I don't think I even need the tricorder for this...
Nog: Well we better get this done fast, the captain is still bitching about the mess hall being cold.
Redhead: I'm so glad we don't have to wear those dorky Starfleet uniforms.
French Guy *thinking*: Speak for yourself bobblehead.
The All-Phaser Coil Review was met with tremendous applause.
Weyoun: "Look, don't bother trying to hide it. Odo doesn't have an ass and my people's farts were genetically engineered to smell like cinnamon."
Nog: "Blah blah blah, technobabble. Blah blah blah, gibberish."
O'Brien (thinking): If this little shit makes ensign, I'm retiring.
Dukat: You know what? I'm the real hero of DS9!
Weyoun: (condescendingly) Of course you are Dukat.
Odo: (muttering under breath): Frakking megalomaniacs!
The sole foolproof method of detecting changelings... They can't resist the urge to Flamenco.
Having gathered what was left of the crew of the Valiant into spare coffee thermoses... I mean, ceremonial coffins... the crew of the Defiant cheer their dea... err, applaude their great sacrifice... before sending them to waste extrac... the celestial temple.
The station's inhabitants took bets to see who could imitate Weyoun the longest without being noticed.
O'Brien: "These plot spoilers say he dies without a struggle in the very first act!"
Nog: "What!? That's not BADASS at all!"
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O'Brien: "These plot spoilers say he dies without a struggle in the very first act!"
Nog: "What!? That's not BADASS at all!"
I see what you did there 
The winners for this round
The prize
Dinner at the Klingon restaurant. Glory to you and...... your stomach!!!!!
The sole foolproof method of detecting changelings... They can't resist the urge to Flamenco.
O'Brien: "These plot spoilers say he dies without a struggle in the very first act!"
Nog: "What!? That's not BADASS at all!"
Weyoun: "Something's different about you today... You look so... Manly..."
The prize
Dinner at the Klingon restaurant. Glory to you and...... your stomach!!!!!
WICKY WACKY WOO
Sicko: Wait a minute, THIS is what self sealing stem bolts look like ?
Dew Cot: Serious, the glue's completely let go, I can see your real right ear.
Rom: Did it work ?
O'Brian: Yeah. I've accessed the self-destruct, we'll finally put an end to season five.
Rom: Thank God, did you see the scripts for season six ?
Him: I have no idea who you are
Her: Got that beat, I don't know what series we're from
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O'Brien: "Well I have 5 bars... serves you right for being on O2"
(I know the comp's done, but couldn't resist)
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