DS9 Caption That # "Nor The Contest To The Funny"

[Judas Ascendant]

New pics for the new round

& Extra credit

 

[Rat Boy]

Lofton: "I'm just saying, why couldn't my character be genetically enhanced? Do you know how much mileage I could have gotten out of that?"

Quark: "You know, Captain, maybe I'll wait to give you that raktajino until after you put your pants back on."

Grey's Anatomy: 2373. Note the lack of sex.

Sisko: "Giddy-up!"

Vultan: "HAWK-MEN! *burp!* Excuse me."

 

[Santa Kang]

JAKE: It was my turn to surf for porn!!!!

ODO: And I thought I was flexible!!!

BASHIR: What do you mean "it's still too short?"

SISKO: Go ahead, make with the funny captions...we'll see who's laughing afterwards!

John Kerry's walk on as a Hawkman caught everyone by surprise.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Jake: "But what about my caption?"

Rat Boy: "Noone can beat my genetically engineered wit."

Quark: "Cup of stool, Commander?"

Bashir: "So that's why Romulan Ale is illegal."

Sisko: "Joke's on you, TrekBBS fuckers! The last TrekBBS Caption This was hilarious. Our photoshop memes of Cary L. Spock and the Sombrerofied UGO Logo are hilarious every time."

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Sisko: "See, I told you! There it is again, next to Odo's head!"

O'Brien: "Are you alright, sir?"

 

[Mistral]

Jake: "But I don't want to be gay!"

Julian: "It can't be helped-look at what you're wearing! Besides, it hasn't hurt me."

Jake: "Have you seen what the barber's been doing to you?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Bashir: "Jake, if you don't stop with the Brando impersonations, I swear to God, we're gonna have a fucking medical emergency right here."

Quark: "Gentleman, I present to you, two Dabo Girls, one cup."
Odo: "Fascinating."
O'Brien: "Odd, I never though... woah! I never thought Worf would be the queasy one."
Worf: "Defecation is not honourable."
Quark: "That explains the constipated look, but it doesn't explain the prune juice."

Bolian: "Doctor, the next time your Commander Dax suggests a foursome, politely decline."
Bashir: "I can't feel anything below my waist."
Woman: "I just feel sorry for those four Nausicaans."

Sisko: "Major, you haven't heard many Earth jokes around Bajor yet... Pull my finger. That's an order."

"A discreet little party around Elton John's place they said."
"I want to know what he plans to do with that egg."

 

[Piper]

Bashir: I'm so tired I'm beginning to see big blue men in front of me.

 

[Mistral]

"Hey, you wanted to create life, Dr. Frankenshir! Well, there it is!"

Bashir: "It's kind of, well, ugly."

Bolian nurse: "I dunno, I've seen uglier Ferengi."

Bashir: "That is a Ferengi."

Bolian nurse: "Then where are the ears?"

Bashir: "Damn!"

 

[Mistral]

Odo: "Look, someone's entering the DS9 Caption Contest!"

O'Brien: "I'm sure they think its treated just like the ones in the other Forums."

Quark: "What fools! Everyone knows that the smart money around here is on comparing DS9 to Babylon 5. Why are they wasting their time?"

Worf: "Did someone fart? (frowning) Someone farted."

 

[Triskelion]

So if my father is the Emissary to the Prophets, what does that make me?
Gee, I don't know. Do you feel anything strange or unusual?
No.
Then get me a coffee.

Odo: Wow. Worf, your wife's got a great rack.
Quark: Nice honeypot.
O'Brien: I'd split her like a piece of firewood.
Odo: Aren't you going to defend her honor, Worf?
Worf: I doubt it.
Quark: You know Worf, you're all right. Have a rakatjino on the house.
Worf: I WILL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!

Well there it is, folks. The first successful Human-Mugato transplant.
Congratulations, Ensign. You're officially horny.

Benjamin loved a good game of "Guess What's in Your Beard".

The Hawkmen were true competitors and only happy to oblige. Unfortunately their version of the game had surprisingly few restrictions.

 

[Piper]

Sisko: Look at my arthritis! Isn't that swell?

 

[John Picard]

Sisko: "Say 'What' again, motherf..."

 

[Mistral]

"...and now that he's in there, there's goin' to be some changes, so you can just sit your honky ass down!"

 

[Will]

Sisko: It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again! Put on the f***ing lotion!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "Get those motherfucking voles of this motherfucking station, chief!

...

I always wanted to say that!"

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Hah! A Snakes on a Plane reference that actually works AND explains the grin! Very nice work!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Hah! A Snakes on a Plane reference that actually works AND explains the grin! Very nice work!

Thank you! I aim to please (usually miss though)

 

[Daneel]

Strangely, Worf was the only one who knew enough to act nonchalantly when the others decided to play a "laxative in the coffee" joke on Sisko.

 

[Rat Boy]

Jake: "All these patients are dead!"

Nurse: "Well, don't look at me; my specialty is in naughty nursing."

 

[Mistral]

"You thought this caption contest had an ending? You are dumber than you look!"