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DS9 Caption That # "In The Captions"

Judas Ascendant

Commodore
Commodore
The pics for this round

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Bashir: "I don't really know what it is, but it was in the back of Quark's refrigerator. It's wonderfully sweet with just a hint of berries. I just can't stop drinking it."

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Nog: "Thats the urine sample that I need to send to Starfleet Academy! Do you know how long it took me to fill that bottle?"


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"So... this is a suppository..."
 
"Doctor, if you don't stop playing pirate and pretending you're looking through a periscope I will punch you. And for the last time I won't "shiver your timbers"!"

Little did you realize, but we switched your whiskey with instant tube grub, did you notice the difference?

Jake thinks..."How can I be more bored looking in a bar populated with aliens, hot chicks in skimpy outfits, on a freakin space station? I guess I'll try to recall what I ate every day when I was 12..."

And one day I had a dream. A dream that I could build a vibrator the size of a photon torpedo...like the tasteful white casing and sleek design?
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I'm the Dude man! You got the wrong Lebowski, I just want my rug back man....
 
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Alexander Siddig and Nana Visitor enjoy the debut of "Profit and Lace".

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Bashir: "Aren't you supposed to be sitting at the kid's table, Cadet?"

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Geiger: "At last! I can prove to the souless minions of orthodoxy that the Great Bird of the Galaxy really does lay eggs!"
 
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I gotta get all all that chocolate from the bottom of my milk glass.


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Ferengi Cadet: Hey did you see Michael Jackson come this way?


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Man: Well I thought that starfleet officer was a woman, but it turned out it was a man!

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We come here to pay tribute to a man, We pay trinute to Dick Clark... We commend his Android robot... er body to space.

Extra credit
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Whaaaat... I know I know I farted... I admit it! are you happy now?
 
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Bashir: Hopefully, if I have enough of these, people will not think I'm genetically enginnered.
Kira: You don't say.


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Green headed guy: You stood on my foot, human.
Starfleet officer: What, how could I, you don't even have a foot.
Gree headed guy: Semantics.


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Giger: Now, to get UPS to send this to Earth without breaking it, that'll be the day. :rolleyes:


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Guy with back turned: But I'm not Bashir, I'm Baltar.
Bready guy: Yeah right, thats the last time you cheat at drats, Doctor.
 
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Bashir: You know I think a few more of these I can show you that I am a man and not a woman!

Kira: Oh my god and I kissed you too... EEEW

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Starfleet officer: New in town sailor, how bout having a good time..

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Giger: Man Bashir wasn't kidding when she said her new vibrator was "King SIZED!"

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Guy with back turned: Now Let me explain.... I didn't mean to get knock up your teenage daughter.


Bready guy: Yeah right, Your ass is gonna marry her now Mister!
 
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Coming soon to a timewarp near you: UPN Presents the ultimate Reality Series:

Alexander & Nana - Newlyweds in Space...
 
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Jake: "C'mon, Nog. The whole Station saw you kick my ass. I'm a laughingstock. Unless you help me out, I'll never live down the shame. Even Molly makes fun of me! I'll give you 10 bars - my entire life savings - to take a dive for me right now."
 
NathanielM said:

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I gotta get all all that chocolate from the bottom of my milk glass.


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Ferengi Cadet: Hey did you see Michael Jackson come this way?


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Man: Well I thought that starfleet officer was a woman, but it turned out it was a man!

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We come here to pay tribute to a man, We pay trinute to Dick Clark... We commend his Android robot... er body to space.

Extra credit
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Whaaaat... I know I know I farted... I admit it! are you happy now?
 
NathanielM said:
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Bashir: You know I think a few more of these I can show you that I am a man and not a woman!

Kira: Oh my god and I kissed you too... EEEW

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Starfleet officer: New in town sailor, how bout having a good time..

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Giger: Man Bashir wasn't kidding when she said her new vibrator was "King SIZED!"

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Guy with back turned: Now Let me explain.... I didn't mean to get knock up your teenage daughter.


Bready guy: Yeah right, Your ass is gonna marry her now Mister!
 
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Kira: So let me get this straight. Every time Worf mentions "Klingon Honor" we take a drink?
 
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Bashir: Now for the dungeon, I want a few whips, chains, Handcuffs and a few tribbles, and lots of klingon painsticks.

Kira: Oh jesus her bondage is getting weird... I need another drink.


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Starfleet officer: So the tribble crawled into the klingon's ass and...

Feringi: EEEW That sounds GROSS!!!!

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Giger: Well Damn! Beverly Crusher sent the wrong sized anal probe again for Quark!

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Guy with back turned: <Imitating Sinatra singing> Strangers in the night.....

First man: BOOOOO!!!! <makes hissing noise>

Second Man: You stink!

Man sitting <thinking>: Damn it where is the GONG when you need it!

Standing man: You SUCK REALLY BAD and I want you get the hell out of here!

Man with back turned:"Whaaat you don't like my Sinatra impression?"
 
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To Himself: Ok don't panic, it fit going in it has to fit going out. Stupid Stupid, just cause there was a hole in the side...god I hope no one comes in here right now.
 
Adagio said:
^^^This has to be one of the winners! :guffaw:
I concur

The winners this round:

Adam Ihle said:
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To Himself: Ok don't panic, it fit going in it has to fit going out. Stupid Stupid, just cause there was a hole in the side...god I hope no one comes in here right now.

DanTheGrey said:

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"Doctor, if you don't stop playing pirate and pretending you're looking through a periscope I will punch you. And for the last time I won't "shiver your timbers"!"


Kirby said:

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Nog: "Thats the urine sample that I need to send to Starfleet Academy! Do you know how long it took me to fill that bottle?"

The prize
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Bashir's surgical scrubs. The only way to add more flair to impromptu surgeries would be to wear a cape.
 
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