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DS9 Caption That # "Caught In The CrossFire"
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Some synthale would be great. You know what? Make that a Samuel Adamas.
We're running a special today: Give me oomox and the drink is free.
Hey, I got some top-notch ladies for you. Maybe you'd like the spicy Kira, or perhaps you'd prefer something a little less familiar, like our lovely Dax. After one go with her, you'll feel like you knew her lifetimes! Of course, there is the matter of the latinum...
If only I had known about the worm...
Sounds pretty kinky.
Can't a man dress like this without his sexuality being called into question?
Sisko's patented combadge levitation trick was always a big hit at parties.
Shakaar: "Oh, man. I dreamt that I was a ghost who suduced Beverly Crusher with sexy tales of her horny dead, grandmother. It was horrible!"
"Well, I'll be damned. How did you spot me sneaking into your camp?"
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Sisko: OK then, if you say its a Bajoran custom to spit into my hand before a handshake then I guess i'd better stick to the custom.
Kira: *Sucker!*
Quark: Please Major, you cannot fool a Ferengi, a Ferengis ears never fail, YOU are the one that broke wind, I heard you.
Kira: I swear by the Prophets it was Odo!
Shakaar: Are you absolutely sure she broke wind?
Flash: Are you the Leprecon people?
Quark, there's something different about you lately.
Oh? It's this new facial cream I'm selling. It's only three easy payments of 19 slips of gold pressed latinum. Jadzia just loves the stuff.
See, even I can cheat on the Kobayashi Maru!
It's okay First Minister, it was a no-win situation.
Flash Gordon: "I'm INVINCIBLE."
Soldier: "You're a looney."
Sisko: We're honoured to have you, Vedek Bareil.
Kira: Uh, that's not Bareil.
Sisko: Then we're honoured to have you, Kira's Bajoran beau of the month who also has enormous political significance.
Shakaar: Well, as a great Bajoran once said, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Sisko: Actually, a human said that.
Shakaar: We said it first.
Sisko: Are you sure?
Shakaar: Oh, please. You'll claim your species wrote the Karma Sutra next.
Quark: Major Kira! I just wanted to say - the Ferengi said that 'power is an aprodisiac' stuff before either the humans or the Bajorans.
Kira: You heard that? You were in your bar.
Quark: Hello? Notice these?
``Quark, you look like my grandmother's dining room lamp.''
``All right, now you look like the creepy walking stick from an arrogant 19th century corporate robber-baron.''
``My lifelong dream!''
``Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?''
``You'll have to excuse him. He didn't have time to write a new soliloquy today.''
``Well, well now, now welcome to our small village, sir ... it's, it's a modest little community but gosh we're proud of how many of us look, look vaguely like Jimmy Stewart.''
``Hm ... What would He-Man, Prince of Eternia, do?''
"Quark, are you annoyed at me cos I interrupted your meeting with the Grand Nagus? Or that I made you lose all that gold pressed latinum?"
"No it's cos you have your leg up on my coffee table"
Far in the future, even foreign cultures would stop and reinact the infamous Clinton/Obama debate of 2008.
"Memorise it, then put it back in the pocket. Now... is this your hand?"
"Yes!!"
Jadzia could tell these two would get along just fine.
"And if you have trouble using the three clams while you're here please don't hesitate to ask"
"Your coat sir?"
"Yes it is, and I have a receipt to prove it"
This is my favorite
[quote
^Quark: "Is that your knee, Major, or are you pleased to see me?"
^Despite Quark's assertions, Kira was adamant that a breast enlargement operation would not suit her.
or:
Despite Quark's assertions, Kira felt that he didn't really need an ear-enlargement operation.
^Sisko demonstrates to the ambassador the correct way to milk Kira and Dax
Shakaar: "Ooooh! You touch my Tra-la-la!"
(to get some idea what I am refering to, look at this for an example: http://tralala-selfdefense.ytmnd.com )
[/QUOTE]
^Flash: "Does my bum look big in this?"
^Quark: "Is that your knee, Major, or are you pleased to see me?"
^Despite Quark's assertions, Kira was adamant that a breast enlargement operation would not suit her.
or:
Despite Quark's assertions, Kira felt that he didn't really need an ear-enlargement operation.
^Sisko demonstrates to the ambassador the correct way to milk Kira and Dax
Shakaar: "Ooooh! You touch my Tra-la-la!"
(to get some idea what I am refering to, look at this for an example: http://tralala-selfdefense.ytmnd.com )
[/QUOTE]
^Flash: "Does my bum look big in this?"
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Just quoting.Jukebox_Jim said:
Kira: Quark I cant seem to get rid of this itchy, flaky scalp ...
Quark: I use head and shoudlers
Kira: But Quark, you don't have dandruff
Quark: I know ...
Sisko: Dude...My hands are so freakin big, we're definatly doing Orb again next week!
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