DS9 Caption That # "Caption & Loss"

[Judas Ascendant]

the pics for the new round

extra credit

 

[Kegek]

Lang: Put it on the table.
Quark: No.
Lang: For the last time, put it on the table.
Quark: You'll have to shoot. If the cause means so much, if you won't stop at anything... well, go ahead, shoot. You'll be doing me a favour.

Lang: You'll have to do the thinking, Quark - for all of us.
Quark: I've already made up our minds.
Lang: I wish I didn't love you so much.

Quark: You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then, and it all adds up to one thing: You're getting on that ship with the students where you belong.
Lang: You're only saying this to make me go.
Quark: I'm saying it because it's true. If that ship leaves the station and you're not with them, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Lang: But what about us?
Quark: We'll always have Terok Nor. We lost it until you came to DS9. We got it back last night. Natima, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of two little people don't amount to a hill of grubs in this crazy galaxy.

Odo: Gul Toran's been shot.

Odo: Round up the usual suspects.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Sisko: "I told you this Beatles bit would be no fun with only two people."

Garak: "Now, does anybody ELSE want to make any insinuations about my sexuality?"

Odo: "Wait a minute... If the beer is merely a shape-shifted extension of my own body, does that make me a cannibal when I drink it? I'd better throw the book at myself just to be on the safe side."

Angel: "You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, Wielder of the Flame of..."
Cordelia: "Can it, Angel! You're embarassing me in front of my date!"

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Cool! A new contest! Have fun everyone!

 

[DBR]

"Hmmph. You call that a vibration?! I can perform 1000 times better than any ancient contraption."

 

[Kirks_Flying_Wig]

AdmiralGarak said:
Sisko: "I told you this Beatles bit would be no fun with only two people."

 

[CaptainJon]

"I climb on top and you put it where?"

Hologram: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my--"
Garak: "Oh shut up."

"I put this where?"

"I put this where?"

 

[Kirby]

No Quark, crunches are way better than sit-ups.

Even though he had the walk down, Odo could never duplicate Captain Sisko.

Odo: Andorian bong hits indeed. Quark sells some pretty weak shit.

 

[Mike Have-Not]

Angel: Ummm... Lorne challenges you to a Rock-off!

Lorne: WHAT?!?

 

[DBR]

Come, Odo--To the Batmobile!

 

[scottydog]

Cardassian: DON'T TAZE ME, BRO --

Garak: I'm not just a plain & simple Tazer-er.

 

[SciFi75]

No matter how hard Odo tried to mimic Sisko's walk he could never duplicate putting a stick up his ass.

 

[SciFi75]

Never ask a Cardassian tailor for a refund...ever.

 

[SciFi75]

Odo: You want me to do what with this bottle to the man behind me? And why is he smiling?

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

DBR said:

Come, Odo--To the Batmobile!

AdmiralGarak said:

Sisko: "I told you this Beatles bit would be no fun with only two people."

The prize

A DS9 ornament from the people of Hallmark. Santa loves DS9 fans the best...

Oddly enough, the Grinch does too. Speaking of wrapping things up, PKTrekGirl you can work your mojo on this contest.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Do I get to wear a grinch outfit?

Anyway...taking this down now. Thanks again, JA!

 

[Julio Angel Ortiz]

You see, Quark, when a man and a woman love each other...

Odo, you better not be mimicking me behind my back again.

Quark, I want that Cadbury Easter Egg. NOW.

Oh, Garrack, I totally owned you last night at Damjot lloolz ARRGH!!!

I'm pregnant?



extra credit

I guess his sword really is bigger than mine.