DS9 Caption That # "Caption By Moonlight"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Vreenak: "This Kira holosuite-program has Quark's FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!"

Vreenak: "Star Trek will RAAAAAKE in the dough."
Sisko: "Shut-up."
Vreenak: "It will MAAAAAAAKE many new fans."
Sisko: "Shut-up."
Vreenak: "It will have a big box office TAAAAAAKE."
Sisko: "Shut-up."
VreenaK: "If you don't see it, then you're a big FLAAAAAAKE."
Sisko: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Sisko: "Oh, you're gonna get it now, mosquito."

Garak: "Captain, wait! Don't go to the Naussican dentist!"

 

[trampledamage]

Sisko: Spirits of our ancestors, I summon thee. Speak! Speak! SPEAK!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "Yes, Kirk's hair was a fake. Tell me something I don't know."

Sisko (thinking): Did they have to add the part where Damar and Weyoun make out?

Sisko: "Pfffffft, what the hell am I thinking? It's not like the Romulans can hold a grudge that long."

Garak: "I said not the face!"

 

[Santa Kang]

FREEEEEBIIIRD!!!!!!

I dont do requests

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Vreenak: "My hairline is uneven! Someone will die for this!"

Vreenak: "How can I make a man with no hair understand the importance of a Romulan's fringe?"

Sisko: "All he talked about was his hair. I had to kill him. Moral qualms? Meh, fuck 'im."



We've reprogrammed Garak's universal translator to change, "lowered hemline" to "I want a blow job." Let's see what happens when Major Kira enters his shop.

Well, that was predictable.

 

[Daneel]

Vreenak bitterly regretted forgetting to bring his lighter to the Led Zeppelin reunion concert. The optolythic data rod was a poor substitute.

VREENAK: "So, this is Vulcan Love Slave II, is it? Oh my... it's everything I dreamed it would be and more..."

SISKO: "Alright, Senator, I showed it to you -- will you please sign the Treaty and declare war on the Dominion now?"

Tired of being the Emissary for the past few years, Sisko decided a change was in order, so he tried to become Buddha.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

The Laughing Vulcan: MUST...NOT...MAKE G/B SHIPPER COMMENT...!

 

[Mistral]

"This Romulan pixie stick is far more potent than your weak Human ones!"

 

[GeneHunt]

Vreenak bitterly regretted forgetting to bring his lighter to the Led Zeppelin reunion concert. The optolythic data rod was a poor substitute.

- thats hillarious!! this one has to win.

 

[mackula]

This is MY crayon!!!

 

[mackula]

Even StarFleet captains enjoy the smell of their own farts.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Vreenak: "How can this be the cigar your Clinton used?"

Sisko (thinking): What was that noise
Vreenak (thinking): That ones gonna have some hang time

Sisko: "Romulans cant jump."

Garak: "I said no Hummers"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Mirror Vreenak: "With myself on vocals and The Sisko on bass, not even Regent Worf can stand against our hit singles "IT'S A FAAAKE" and "IT'S REEEAAL".

 

[scottydog]

"The pen is blue! The pen is blue! The goddam pen is blue...."

 

[Mistral]

"Well, bless my stars and garters! Is that a Ferengi in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

 

[apenpaap]

"Thank you for this pie, Senator."

"IT'S A CAAAAAAKE!"

 

[NAHTMMM]

^

"I SPECIFICALLY asked for the STRAWBERRY-flavored chapstick!"

"I can't believe the incompetence you humans perpetually manage to exhibit in even the most mundane of matters. You know I'm allergic to the blueberry stuff, yet you keep bringing it back from the store! Have you no sense whatsoever?"

"Look, I'm sorry. That brand is very popular. Everything except the blueberry is always gone before I get there. If you really want the strawberry, why not barter with Garak? I hear he's a strawberry chapstick fiend. He's probably got loads of it stashed away."

"Are you serious? Trade my precious strawberry-flavored chapsticks away? I would sooner give up my shop!"

 

[vermillion]

*whistling Enzyte theme*
Narrator: Enzyte has filled Vreenak with a renewed sense of pride.
Vreenak: It's not FAAAAAAAKE. It's all me.

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

DING DING DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!