DS9 Caption That # "By The Light"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for this round.

Extra credit

 

[Navaros]

Dud Vorta Actor: "Yes, yes. We all know Berman made them "cheap out" on the Vorta actor salary for this episode, and I suck as a Vorta, and there is nothing anyone can do about that. So let's just read our lines and get on with it, shall we? I know that's all I ever do!"

Mr. Brooks: "You know Marc, morale on the set is quite low today since Berman made them cheap out on the Vorta actor salary again. I'm gonna protest by making this be the first ever scene in my office where I don't gratuitously fondle my grubby baseball. The fans will be up in arms about that. That'll teach them to cheap out on the Vorta actor salary!"

Second actor: "What do you mean no Weyoun?! I only agreed to wear all these stupid prosthetics and appear on this show to play in scenes with Jeffrey! We must protest!"


First actor: "Don't worry my friend. I've managed to sneak a lightsaber™ onto the set. Once I fire up this badboy in this commercial Trek show, then they are gonna be tied up in litigation from Lucasfilm™ for years, and ultimately have to pay out billions of dollars in settlement funds. That'll teach them to cheap out on the Vorta actor salary!"

 

[Nebusj]

``Well, Captain Sisko? Will you give us your answer? Deal -- or No Deal?''

Fifteen minutes into the conversation Sisko notices the video screen is just a decal of Gul Dukat.

``But I don't care if our species has no need for such things! I think it would be wonderful and I want my own toupe!''

The Defiant arrives on the World of Vaguely German Discotheque Patrons.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The very moment that Temis started regretting not going with Temis the Cardassian or Temis the Ferengi.

Sisko: "Who the heck switched my computer to a password-protected Gul Dukat desktop theme!?"

Jem'Hadar: "Whaddaya mean you're converting to Buddhism?"

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Avery Brooks winding up for what was to become known as 'The Sisko Maneuver': "Dukat - if you have something to say to me, SAY. IT!"

 

[Kegek]

Deyos: You don't remember me, do you? That's alright, they'll soon replace me with Weyoun for almost every obligated appearance of the Vorta.

Dukat: I liked you better when you wore that bright red on your uniform. And when you didn't have a goatee, and weren't bald.
Sisko: I liked you better when you weren't a psychotic red-eyed shill for the Pah-wraiths.
Dukat: Touché.

Jem'Hadar: Clean that knife before you use it again. You don't know where that human's been!

 

[Rat Boy]

Deyos: "It's an accurate documeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent!"

Sisko: "Crap, a pop-up."

Jem'Hadar with rifle: "Larry, what the hell were you doing?"

Jem'Hadar with knife: "I...I don't want happened. I stabbed him once, then again, and again. I couldn't stop!"

 

[DBR]

"These miniature pickles are called gherkins, you say?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Deyos: "It was I who allowed the Federation to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Jem'Hadar on right: Ok this is it, we're gunna storm the room and take down all 7 Klingons. Dont stop firing until I say so!

Jem'Hadar on the left: Is this a bad time to tell you I forgot the rifle?

Jem'Hadar on right: WHAT!

Jem'Hadar on left: I DID remember the chocolate bar though.

Jem'Hadar on right: You noob!! and you wonder why we hate the Alpha Quadrant Jem'Hadar!

It was about 5 hours in that Dukat and Sisko both being too stubborn to end the communication started to realise the whole stareing contest might have been a bad idea afterall.

 

[misskim86]

[Thinking] I hate it when he kicks my balls

Dukat: Sisko? Sisko! WAKE UP!

Are you sure you saw one of them eat this?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make

Sisko was disappointed in his Match.com results.

Ha ha, very funny. I looked through the scope and now I have a blackeye. Real hilarious. jackass.

 

[John Picard]

Nerys Myk said:

Ha ha, very funny. I looked through the scope and now I have a blackeye. Real hilarious. jackass.

OK, now that's damned funny

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Gem'Hadar on left: How many Calories do you think are in one of these Crunchy Nut Chocolate bars?

Gem'Hadar on right: What the hell is your genetic malfunction dude?

 

[Candlelight]

"Aren't I an ugly brute?"

Sisko couldn't help it - he was addicted to The Office - Cardassia. Steve Dakat was just so funny.

"The humans refer to it as 'Sing Star'. I shall attempt it"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sisko: "Dukat, ever played roulette?"

Dukat: "On occasion."

Sisko: "Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!"

 

[DBR]

Sisko: "E-7"

Dukat: "Damn you, you sunk my battleship!"

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Tralis]

He couldn't look away, but also couldn't hold back the urge to gag. Sisko and Cassidy had yet to notice he had walked in.

Being able to sleep standing up is a useful skill when dealing with pompous Cardassian officials.

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners this round

AdmiralGarak said:

The very moment that Temis started regretting not going with Temis the Cardassian or Temis the Ferengi.

Nerys Myk said:

Ha ha, very funny. I looked through the scope and now I have a blackeye. Real hilarious. jackass.

DBR said:

Sisko: "E-7"

Dukat: "Damn you, you sunk my battleship!"

and for quoting from my 2nd favorite documentary: Passenger 57

Rat Boy said:

Sisko: "Dukat, ever played roulette?"

Dukat: "On occasion."

Sisko: "Well, let me give you a word of advice. Always bet on black!"

The prize

A miniature Defiant. You can melt the quarter down for ablative armor when your VOY friends get all Futuristic Armor on you during your mock battles. Damn them and their temporal shenanigans..