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DS9 Caption That # "Blood In, Blood Out"

Judas Ascendant

Commodore
Commodore
Here are the new round's pics:bolian:.

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Exra Credit

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After the great cat extinction of 2076, MGM needed a new logo.

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Dax: "Kang, wake up. Wake UP! Remember what happened to your first wife? You're sleepstabbing again."


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Dax mumbling: " 'Check the secret rebel base on Yavin for Changeling infiltration.' Are you kidding? 'I feel a disturbance in the Force' First Prophets and Pah-Wraiths, now Jedi and Sith. Ben, you have seriously got a screw loose."

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Five minutes before the divorce...

"I just paid $50,000 for this on e-Bay. Isn't it cool?"
 
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Kor was enthusiastic about today's potential for being a good day to die... until he was pinned by the holosuite's door with his pants around his ankles, the sounds of Vulcan Love Slave filling the entire Promenade.

Today might not be such a hot day to die, Kor admittted.


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Jadzia realized why touchscreen computers were so rare on Qo'noS.


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The albino's arms supplier would later concede that there was a minor design flaw with the steel helmet visors.


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Modman displays technical schematics of this shit, in a vane attempt to explain how he is responsible for running it.
 
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Kang: "I don't see what Worf likes about that Prune juice, that shits going right through me, like Quark's Chilli"
 
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Colicos: "Okay Whoopi. I love you as Guinan, you are great on TNG, and I love that you're keeping touch with all of Star Trek. But do you have to re-enact that scene from Jumping Jack Flash wherever you go?"
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Kang: "What do you think of this for September, louche but elegant."
Dax: "Look directly at the camera, and try pouting a bit more."


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Guy: "A helmet with a rearview mirror. What moron thought of that? All I'm seeing is my own face."


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Pundit: "These are Obama's plans on how to handle Afghanistan."

whips down picture, and immediately pulls it back up.

"... and apparently these are George Bush's plans for the invasion of Iraq."

Cameraman: "Great, we have the Daily Show and Fox News covered. Want to do one for the BBC?"

Pundit: "Give me a minute to colour this in."
 
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This decanter isn't Waterford. It's a FAKE!


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Dax, do not grieve for me. It is logical.


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Oops, I must have stumbled onto the Lawnmower Man set.


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Look at what my son drew in detention today. The next Davinci I tell ya!
 
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Even after 50 years, Guybrush Threepwood still had no clue what Coronado de Cava's drawings were meant to be.
 
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KANG: Who wants a turkey leg?

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KOR: We're outa booze!


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Dax discovered leaving before dessert wasn't going to be easy.
 
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Before the invention of disruptors, Klingon halitosis was the most formidable ranged weapon in the Empire.


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Kang: "Dishonorable talking paper clip! You've popped up for the last time!"


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By the 24th Century, Star Trek action figures were life-sized and used as garden decorations.


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Nobody could make sense of the doodles, but the sombrero hovering over Master Chief's helmet (above center) was very intriguing.
 
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