DS9 Caption That # "Big Love"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for the new round

 

[T'Baio]

"Please, take his anti-depressants. He doesn't need them."

What? Too soon?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kira: "Rom?! Leeta?!"

Quark: "Do me a favor and gouge my eyes out."

*Two seconds later*

Quark: "See, I told you. This big."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kira: "You telling me that the average man wants a woman with breasts this big?!"
Quark: "Yup!"

Kira: "That's average? No woman would be satisfied with that."
Quark: "When men pay for cosmetic enhancement surgery, boobs come first."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Is it true that with your new mechanical arm you can shift gears in less than a twentieth of a second? Would you care to comment on that? "

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Kira: "Alright, ya damn drunks! Wanna piece of me!? C'mon! Let's see what you got, chumps!"

Quark: "Only men that the Dabo girls find attractive are able to see my greatest drink, The Emperor's New Lager."

Alien: "For the love of God, please fix our wart remover!"

 

[T'Baio]

Then the asshole said, 'you'd be nothing if you weren't James Cameron's wife!'

 

[John Picard]

Carrot Top, Alien of the Week, in DS9.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kira: "Alright, yes, I was in the holosuite! Bitchy, ball-busting, Bajoran women need love too, you know!"

Kira: "No, I meant could you describe his face."

Interviewee: *sigh* "I had a really hair-raising story to tell you, but...what's the point?"

 

[doubleohfive]

"Please, take his anti-depressants. He doesn't need them."

What? Too soon?

As someone who knew Andrew, yes. Very much so.

 

[John Picard]

Quark: "You're telling me, that had I moved this much to the right..."

Kira: "You'd have found the magic spot. Yes, that's correct."

Quark: {whispers} "Wow"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

*Bump*

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners for this round

Kira: "You telling me that the average man wants a woman with breasts this big?!"
Quark: "Yup!"

Kira: "That's average? No woman would be satisfied with that."
Quark: "When men pay for cosmetic enhancement surgery, boobs come first."

Kira: "No, I meant could you describe his face."

The prize

Dax and Kira Latinum Cards.

What's in your wallet?