DS9 Caption Contest #7: Just a Simple Tailor...

[Nerys Myk]

GARAK: Sorry Quark, nothing personal. But a jobs a job. And all told you are pretty annoying.

GARAK: That's not the Heimlich!!!!!!

GARAK: Dude!!!! I found the key to their liquor cabinet!!!!!

 

[DGCatAniSiri]

Quark's last thought was Maybe it was a mistake asking Garak to teach me to do the Cardassian neck trick...

 

[milo bloom]

Garak: "No, seriously; I wasn't trying to upload porn."

sotto voce: "Now, downloading, on the other hand..."

 

[Isis]

Garak was brilliant in the '60s dance contest, but Worf refused to do anything but slow dancing.

Viewers didn't warm to Garak during his stint on the Weather Channel.

Sisko: "Sorry, Garak, I felt a song coming on."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GARAK: Look Quark, I'm a reptile and you're a rodent. Do the math.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

How not to remove a fellow actor's prosthetic head.

Some crewmembers reacted poorly to Starfleet's brief flirtation with turbolift muzak.

 

[Trek_princess]

Thanks for the win! I needed something to make me smile today

Garak: Shh, it's alright my darling, we're alone now...
Quark: Mmph?!
Garak: *releasing him* Oh um, sorry Quark, I thought you were Dr. Bashir.

Haha, this is my favorite!

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "Attention K-Mart shoppers--remnant sale on Deck 7."

 

[otherjr]

God, these are awful. I mean just awful. None of you are funny, Im serious. I dont even care if I get banned, it'll be worth it. Jesus, you guys suck at humour.

 

[PKTrekGirl]

God, these are awful. I mean just awful. None of you are funny, Im serious. I dont even care if I get banned, it'll be worth it. Jesus, you guys suck at humour.

And apparently, you come up a wee bit lacking yourself - only in your case, it's in your ability to work and play well with others. A condition, incidentally, which needs to change if you plan to continue your TrekBBS career.

If you don't like the entries and they are so terrible, why don't you see if you can do better? Because sitting around complaining about others while making no attempt whatever to contribute positively and use a little creativity yourself is hardly an activity which lends your comments any credibility.

Please knock off the disparaging remarks about other entries and use the time to create entries of your own. If the others are as terrible as you say, it ought to be an easy win for you.

Thanks.

 

[otherjr]

Dammit! Wasnt me, it was my friend. Trek BBS got off lightly compared to my facebook account... and my reputation.

 

[otherjr]

How do I delete?

 

[PKTrekGirl]

We do not generally delete posts on this board - especially ones which have received moderator actions. So can't help you there.

Was this 'friend' the same person who posted the now locked thread in the TNG forum? Because if so, they are not much of a friend.

My suggestion? Change your password. And consider changing your friends.

Thanks.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Quark's captions met with even worse critical response.