DS9 Caption Contest #64: Booo!

[Mistral]

Worst...mirror...ever!

 

[Mistral]

Garak: "One of us is going to spend this episode in excruciating pain. Time to draw straws."

O'Brien: "Damn it all! I always get the short straw!"

Nog: "That's just because we only used one straw. Like always. You're not very observant, are you, Chief?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

GARAK: It's almost Christmas day, Chief. If you're going to get Molly's bike assembled you'd better cracking.

O'BRIEN: I can't find the bloody instructions!!

NOG: Didn't Quark tell you? Instructions cost extra.

 

[LeadHead]

At long last, a new contest!