DS9 Caption Contest #50: Leeta, the Dabo Girl with a Heart of Gold
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Leeta: What is with these CAPTIONS?
Kira: Got me. I don't know where the "egg" thing came from....
Leeta: What is with these CAPTIONS?
Kira: Got me. I don't know where the "egg" thing came from....
Leeta: "I think Lady Gaga has way too much influence on the public, if you ask me."
Leeta: Nerys what have you done?
Kira: Well I got them done to firm them up.
Leeta: It's not that! You have three breasts!
Kira: What? (looks down) Oh Prophets!
Leeta: Who did that botched job?
Kira: Some plastic surgeon Quark recommended... Quark... I'm going to kill that Ferengi toad!
Leeta: Nerys what have you done?
Kira: Well I got them done to firm them up.
Leeta: It's not that! You have three breasts!
Kira: What? (looks down) Oh Prophets!
Leeta: Who did that botched job?
Kira: Some plastic surgeon Quark recommended... Quark... I'm going to kill that Ferengi toad!
Leeta: Wha--since when do YOU listen to QUARK?
Rom: "He palmed it. He only pretended to put the coin in left hand; he's still hiding it in his right."
Martok: "Shut up!! God, I hate nitpickers!"
Rom: "He palmed it. He only pretended to put the coin in left hand; he's still hiding it in his right."
Martok: "Shut up!! God, I hate nitpickers!"
Shouldn't that be 'by Kahless'? Klingons don't believe in God!
Rom (to self): "Having that chest must save Leeta a lot of money. No need for a life jacket when she swims, no need for air bags when she drives."
Kira: "Don't look at me. If you three had only told me ahead of time about your thumb wrestling contest with Julian, I would have told you he's been genetically enhanced."
Leeta: "I think we're long lost twins."
Kira: "If that's true, I think you got stuck with the shallow end of the gene pool."
Leeta: "It's true! You DO have three breasts!"
Kira: "Don't be ridiculous. I just tucked my egg under my shirt to keep it warm."
Leeta: "It's true! You DO have three breasts!"
Kira: "Don't be ridiculous. I just tucked my egg under my shirt to keep it warm."
Win!
Leeta: Why do my remains go to Quark if I die?!
Kira: Worf has my credit card, deal with him, Quark!
Nog: Yowza! That Sheldon guy really thinks he's a Vulcan?
Leeta: You can't say that about Quark! He's family now!
Nog (thinking): OK, if I'm the Bear Fairy, I should leave a slip of gold-pressed latinum... Crap, my savings!
Jake: "Here comes my dad! Don't let on that you're on a date with me!"
Kira, Leeta and Quark (in unison): "I'm not on a date with you!"
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Jake: "Here comes my dad! Don't let on that you're on a date with me!"
Kira, Leeta and Quark (in unison): "I'm not on a date with you!"
love it!
Leeta: "You should be happy about it. Do you know how many of these captions are about my breasts?"
Oy, I sincerely hope Ms. Masterson is not reading this thread....
I imagine she has a good sense of humor about these things. From what I've heard, she's very gracious.
Sadly, she's seen far, far worse than this mild good-natured thread. The infamous thread where she popped in to say hi and promptly got banned was a particularly ugly one.
