DS9 Caption Contest #50: Leeta, the Dabo Girl with a Heart of Gold
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QUARK: Enough stalling, someone is gonna have to pay the bill!!!!
Jake: (mumbling) "Well not me... I'm the only one here not on the payroll. Can't even get an allowance, and I'm the son of the commander!"
QUARK: Enough stalling, someone is gonna have to pay the bill!!!!
Jake: (mumbling) "Well not me... I'm the only one here not on the payroll. Can't even get an allowance, and I'm the son of the commander!"
Leeta: (mumbling) Well, not me...I'm on a Dabo girl's salary....
(Long pause)
Kira: What?
Nog was unaware that "heart of gold" was just a metaphor.
Nog was unaware that "heart of gold" was just a metaphor.
Hilarious! Win!! 
Leeta: Rom what will I do? It says here I've been sacked for failure to provide sexual services to my boss!?!
Rom: You did the right thing.
Leeta: Maybe if I go back, offer to Quark my er... services.
Rom: Leeta!
Leeta: I'm sorry but I have to! But if it makes you feel any better, I'm doing it for the money and of course for you.
Quark: If you're gonna destroy the deflector dish you'll need a distraction...
Jake: Such as?
(moment's pause)
Leeta: Why is everyone looking at me?
Quark: Because you got the magumbos for the job...
Nog: I can't see! I can't see! What are Dax and Worf doing?
Rom: They're biting each other!
Nog: Biting each other?
Leeta: And you wouldn't believe where either!
Kira: Leeta I'm afraid there has been an accident.
Leeta: Rom is he... is he dead?
Kira: I'm so sorry.
Leeta: Can I see him?
Kira: Not right now... Er... Bashir is trying to remove the rod impaled through both your husband's lobes.
Leeta: (wails out loud)
Kira: Oh Prophets! I shouldn't have said that!
Nog: This is for breaking my father's heart!
Leeta: Vibrator?
Leeta: "Rom, thank for this wonderful gift!" *click*... *click*... *click, click*... "Um, it doesn't seem to be working."
Rom: "You have to put batteries in it."
Leeta: "Ohhhh... um, how do I do that?"
Rom: "You've never put batteries in a vibrator before?"
Rom: Well actually it's a crotchitizer, the latest craze sweeping Ferenginar, but it's sold under the name of 'vibrator' to not sound so rude. You see those thin claws? You put it you know where and it is said to be quite sensual!
Leeta: Oh Rom! You are so sweet and sexy at times!
Kira: Leeta I'm afraid there has been an accident.
Leeta: Rom is he... is he dead?
Kira: I'm so sorry.
Leeta: Can I see him?
Kira: Not right now... Er... Bashir is trying to remove the rod impaled through both your husband's lobes.
Leeta: (wails out loud)
Kira: Oh Prophets! I shouldn't have said that!
Leeta: There was nothing anyone could do?
Kira: No, Julian got to him right away. The 3 girls he was in bed with called him immediately after it happened.
Leeta: (Wails even louder)
heh, I thought that was supposed to be part of the charm
Damn it! I'll never look at Kira in the same way again!heh, I thought that was supposed to be part of the charm
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