DS9 Caption Contest #35: DS9 The Sequel!

[Gary7]

O'Brien: "Well, you'd better wake him up then. We don't admit sleep walkers onto the station."

 

[Gary7]

O'Brien: "What the hell is a 'multi-pass'?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Dax: "Hey She's the one who was with Curzon when he died, Didn't know she liked girls too"

Bashir: "Sigh!!."

Dax: "Awww... poor Julian..Still looking for that 3-some."

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'Brien: Who rang that bell?

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: [all four together] We did!

 

[boco]

Odo: The good news is that Morn won't be pressing charges for sexual assault.

 

[boco]

ODO: Thats not the bathroom.

WORF: It is now.

Odo continued: Well I guess I'll also charge you with defecating in a cell, which is against station regulations

 

[boco]

Worf:"Why am I here Constable?"

Odo:"For extremely bad acting."

 

[LeadHead]

My Friends, I apologize for the delay in setting up the next contest, the last 24 hours have been massively busy and tomorrow is crucial. I very much hope to have the new one up and running by this time tomorrow night. Thanks for the patience!

 

[Finn]

Worf: When am I getting out of here?

Odo: When Leadhead can make the next contest.

Worf: Where's he?

Odo: Leadhead's working on his new computer program that can identify the origin of a trek screenshot by analyzing actors' wrinkles, belly size and how Riker trimmed his beard for a given episode.

 

[LeadHead]

^ Who told you about the program?!

Also, New Contest!