DS9 Caption Contest #35: DS9 The Sequel!
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O'Brien: IT'S THE IN-LAWS!!!
Rom: "GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!"
Well, there are two of us who will get that reference at least.
OBRIEN: I think you guys got the wrong station!
Ha, good one! That alien also reminded me a little of G'kar.
O'Brien: "We're closed! Come back tomorrow!"
G'Kar: "No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against this power--"
O'Brien: "Fine, fine! I'll let you onboard!"
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Dax: "Any luck?"
Bashir: "Sigh. There's simply an atrocious lack of serious medical research on the subject of my particular malady."
Dax: "To be fair, I doubt too many other doctors have mistaken unremovable Cardassian Super-Glue for aftershave."
Bashir: "Don't judge me."
Odo: "I'm sorry, Commander. I'm forbidden to practice cruel and unusual punishment no matter how much you request it."
Sisko: "Dammit Quark, this worthless Ferengi insurance policy you sold me doesn't cover accidental explosive decompression!"
Quark: "Don't blame me. Odo tried to warn you about playing baseball on the Promenade."
Alien: "I demand you open this airlock!"
O'Brien: "Your mother was a vole and your father smelled of tulaberries!"
Vic: "Err... you're doing great Pallie!" (whispering) "Computer, delete Vic Fontaine!"
Hmm...I don't get the last one. Why would Vic want to delete...Vic?
Is it really that hard to follow? It's the oldest bad entertainer gag in the book. Only normally the character in Vic's position would be encouraging Rom while climbing on a chair and putting a noose over his head.
Jadzia: So...why would the character in Vic's position want to kill himself?
Bashir: Got me. I'm a doctor, not a psychologist.
Jadzia: Hmph. One of the few things you can't do.
Bashir: Indeed.
Jadzia: Come to think of it, I'd say you could use one.
Bashir: Really.
Jadzia: Wait--come to think of it...knowing you, if said psychologist were a girl--particularly a pretty one...
Bashir: They normally are. Now zip it, I'm concentrating.
Bashir: So...were they lesbians in the movie? Because they sure are in most of these fanfics!"
O'Brien: If I let you in, are you going to continue to complain about how long it's taking to repair your ship?
Alien: Probably.
O'Brien: In that case, darn, I can't seem to find the open switch...
Worf: "Odo, why all the mirrors in this cell?"
Odo: "What mirrors?"
Worf: "Uh... I think I have what is known as a hangover."
Odo: "That's not the only thing you have. Quark is on his way over to report on the damages you incurred to his premises."
Worf: "It is HIS fault for serving me fermented prune juice!"
Worf: "Odo, why all the mirrors in this cell?"
Odo: "Cause it's the Mirror Universe. Heh, mirror. Get it?"
Worf: "No."
Dax: Is that Playlifeform?
Bashir: I only read it for the articles!
Sisko: Well, Quark, Kira was right. We have to face facts.
Quark: Yep. We're as bald as baseballs.
"'The eagle flies at dawn'? Sorry, that's Shatner's password."
Little did Rom suspect that Lucy and Ethel were about to charge onto the stage.
