DS9 Caption Contest #32: Encounters

[Herkimer Jitty]

Alien: "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Kasidy: Benjamin, stop playing with your model.
Sisko: It's not a model! Don't you understand? It's REEEEEEAAAAALLLLL!!!

 

[Vulpes]

"Now, if your neck hurts again, stop by and I'll give you another massage."

"So much for the picnic! You know, I think those weathermen are just guessing."

"Honey? How's your dollhouse coming?" "IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE HOUSE!"

"Doc, it's this frequent heartburn."

 

[T'Girl]

Kasdy: "Ben, it's supposed to be romance night."

Ben: "But I'm working on my box."

Kasdy: "Come in the bedroom, there a box you can work on in here."

.

 

[Vulpes]

"No, really, this is MY earring! You know you're the only one!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Alien: "Yes, I confess, I did it. And Quark helped."
Sisko, OS: Starfleet won't accept your voice-throwing trick as a confession, constable.

Kira: CO-EQUAL! CO-ETERNAL!
Oh, how Bariel loved it when Nerys got hot and bothered defending orthodoxy.

Sisko, shouting over rain: ANALYSIS, MISTER BASHIR!
Bashir: It's raining. Hard. And it's wet!
Sisko, thinking: I hate it when Dax is on leave and I have to bring Bashir on these science surveys.

Kasidy: Is it ready yet, Ben?
Sisko, grumbling: What kind of adult toy has to be assembled? I lost my mojo ten minutes ago.

Garak, OS: Friends don't let friends wear synthetic.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sisko: "It was a Denebian slime devil! And it went that way!"
Bashir (to O'Brien): "I...I think he's implying that we should go after it."
O'Brien: "He'll have to do a damn sight more than imply!"

 

[highlander]

Kira was a bit of a close talker.

 

[Nerys Myk]

BARIEL: Is that your knee in my crotch?!!

KIRA: Sorry, reflex action.

 

[Isis]

When Starfleet cut salaries, Sisko moonlighted as a parking valet at The Stinking Gorn.

Hehehee, good one Isis.

(The Stinking Gorn)

Thanks Gary.

 

[Isis]

Sisko (OS): "Whoever said 'shoot first, ask questions later' wasn't referring to a question and answer session. Now what are we going to do for the rest of the hour?"

 

[Isis]

Kassidy: "What's that?"

Sisko: "A tribble in its own fully assembled Habitribble® tribble home. Miles and I thought it would be nice for Mollie."

Kassidy (to self): "Something tells me Keiko isn't going to be in a very good mood tomorrow."

 

[highlander]

Bashir loved Tholian food, but it didn't love him.

 

[highlander]

Bariel: "Yes...yes it's true...your milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard."

 

[LeadHead]

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