DS9 Caption Contest #30: What are you looking at?

[Rush Limborg]

"I don't care what we owe you! There was a sehlat in my soup and I'm not paying for the meal! Do we understand each other?!?"

Quark: Judging from your breath...you finished the soup anyway.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Quark: "I was just watching a little TV."

Sisko: "I caught you watching Babylon 5."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SISKO: What the hell? Are you wearing some sort of make up? I can see a seam!

 

[Supernuke]

Odo: What's wrong? Did someone hurt you?
Alien (sobbing):They called me "penis head" and laughed!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALIEN: Look man, for the last time. I dont know anyone named "Delenn".

 

[Bob Karo]

When Odo told the alien to shove it up its ass, he didn't expect it to be located on the aliens head. He also didn't realize it would be into that sort of thing.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Alien: Constable--you gotta help me! Countless posters are making crude jokes about my head. I'll do anything--absolutely anything!

Odo: Hmph! Take it up with the mods.

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "I hope you're proud of yourself."

Quark: "What are you talking about?"

Sisko: "Five innocent couches gave their lives so you could have that jacket."

 

[*Nick-Stone*]

Sisko: So, Crusher has kept Commander Work in Quarantine after the Ba'ku mission, because his zit problem has become contagious?

Kira: Yes!! *doubles over laughing*

Sisko: Ha, Ha. That'll teach him for letting The Borg kick the crap out of my ship, the last time he went back to Earth.

 

[Balrog]

Sisko: "Am I supposed to believe, Quark, the same week my futon from earth goes missing you just happen to have a new suit tailored in the EXACT same pattern?!"

 

[Balrog]

Sisko: "... And then I said, 'Don't you know who I am? I'm The Emissary, bitch!'..."

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko and Kira couldn't hold in their laughter when Worf said he wore the pants in the marriage.

 

[Captain Crow]

Sisko: You've got a pretty mouth.

Quark: Oh, shit.

Sisko: ...and then he fell into the wood chipper.

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "...and that was the last time I ate beans before yoga class."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Bashir:"I'm studying their response to the worst things ever posted on the TV or the Net"

Assist: "Cop Rock, Barney & Friends? "

Worf: "Two girls and a cup, Spock's Brain?"

Bashir: "No, Rebecca Black's Friday and any Justin Bieber Video"

 

[Distorted Humor]

Sisko: "... The other day I'm sitting in quarks and grill when a panda walks in. He goes up to the bar and orders a ham sandwich. He eats the whole sandwich. When he finishes, he pulls out a disruptor, shoots the Ferengi behind the counter in the arm, and walks out.
Witnessing all this, I'm flabbergasted! I follow the panda out the door and catch up with him.
"What the heck are you doing?" I ask.
He turns around to face me.
"I'm a panda!" he says. "Look it up!" And he keeps walking.
I ask the computer to give me a definition of a Panda: And it replies
Panda: a giant bear living in Central Asia on Earth in Sol System. Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[LeadHead]

Contest is over, new one this way!