Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by LeadHead, Jun 29, 2010.
DATA (over comm): It is clearly a bunny rabbit.
I've always been a fan of The Lion King, so:
Morn: Remember...who you are.... (starts to fade)
Odo: Morn? (reaches out)
Odo: Don't leave us....
(As "Eye Of The Tiger" plays on speakers)
Jadzia: I Am The Man! WHO IS THE MAN? WHO...IS...THE MAN?!?!
Ezri: (off camera) I always suspected she had an identity crisis....
Quark: JAKE--I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse!
Jake: Really? Let's hear it!
Quark: We're talking seven bars of latinum.
Jake: Hmm...I'm listening.
Quark: Okay, look--I need someone with a voice to give the bar the best review it's ever had! See, business has been dying lately, and--
Jake: Woah, hold on there, brother. I'll have to clear it with my dad, first--
Quark: GAH! Uh...is that really necessary?
Jake: Uh...why not? Unless...you're trying to get new bidders for those vole fights again...?
Quark: No! I wouldn't think of it!
"CHIEF, Fox News is shorting out again! NOW do you believe me, that there's a left-wing conspiracy in Starfleet?!?"
(Hey--who says we right-wingers can't laugh at ouselves? )
Odo had no idea how right he was when he said Morn was too transparent.
Admiral Chekov (off camera): "She has vonderful muscles."
Worf (off camera): "Keep your hands where I can see them, Davy Jones."
Quark: "Wait, wait! That's off the record, isn't it?"
Jake: "What record? This is my shopping list."
Announcer: "Attention, people of Earth! Attention, people of Earth! This is Krankor Exploration Force speaking!"
Dax: "Crank whore?"
Jadzia: "So much for the Sharp Quattron. That scientist guy on those commercials should be ashamed of himself."
Jadzia: "Oh no, not 'The Outer Limits' again."
Sisko: "Well, that's better than having to watch that episode of 'The Twilight Zone' with the monster on the wing of the plane and that hammy actor...I can't think of his name right now."
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