DS9 Caption Contest #18: Hostile Takeovers

[Mistral]

O'Brien (thinking to himself) : "Chief, the replicators are down again, Chief, the transporter isn't working, Chief, when are you going to fix that docking port?"

(Aloud) "Computer, lock phasers and prepare to fire!"

 

[alte]

Re: DS9 Caption Contest #18: Hostile Bendovers

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Its a Cardassian space station!!!!! I've locked weapons on target and am about to fire!

SISKO (os): Bashir,I thought you said his Cardassian War flashbacks under control!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Garak: What? It's only the beginning of the third season! My role hasn't been fully defined as good or evil yet.

O'Brien: Aw, it's good to be home.

Sisko: (over comm) Welcome back from Vacation Chief. Turns out nobody on your engineering staff has any idea how to run things while you're gone. We've scheduled you to work the next 48 hours straight.

O'Brien: Say Uncle!

Quark: Why?

O'Brien: Say it!

Quark: Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!

O'Brien: Good, we've decided to make you an honorary Uncle to Molly.

 

[alte]

Bashir#2: "He's just upset that I got implants without consulting him first..."

 

[Isis]

O'Brien: "We're back, big whoop. You've seen one space station, you've seen 'em all."