DS9 Caption Contest #18: Hostile Takeovers

[Bob Karo]

Quark: Ow! OW! OW! ::trying to catch breath from the pain:: Chief! Stop... Now try it a little higher and a lot softer...... OW! OW! AHHH! I WAS JOKING!

 

[Technocide]

Ezri Tigan most likely wasn't that confused. And you shouldn't invite her for a cup of raktajino!

Actually it's a shame we never had a chance to see a Trill before and after joining to see how much or how little their personality changes.

INVASIVE PROCEDURES!!!
Good episode, go watch it.

 

[LeadHead]

O'Brien: Are we there yet?

 

[Gul Re'jal]

Ezri Tigan most likely wasn't that confused. And you shouldn't invite her for a cup of raktajino!

Actually it's a shame we never had a chance to see a Trill before and after joining to see how much or how little their personality changes.

INVASIVE PROCEDURES!!!
Good episode, go watch it.

No need to yell at me

That's a very good episode and you are right, I completely forgot about it, probably because I was concentrating on seeing Jadzia and Ezri before joining. But I suppose a Dax is a Dax

 

[LeadHead]

Dax: 9....10. Ready or not, here I come!

 

[ares93]

Garak: This silence has gone on long enough. I demand more captions! We're note even close to finishing it!

Bashir: You bumped the thread? Good god, Garak! What have you done?

 

[Deranged Nasat]

O'Brien: "Day 12 of the vigil. My quarry remains bottled up in the station. But they can't last forever. Soon, they must risk a break for Bajor, to gather supplies. Until then, I can wait..."

Sisko (over communicator): "The voles aren't going anywhere, Chief. This strategy isn't going to work".

O'Brien: "Quiet! The hunter await'th his prey!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Garak: "Meridian lies ahead, captain. Turn back now, for the sake of the viewer".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Vedek Bareil: "Uh oh, Nerys, that wasn't the ceremonial deka tea, that was my, er, special brew..."

Kira: "I see the Prophets! They're purple, and covered in polka dots! And they melt!"

Garak: "Stand and deliver; your money or your life"

Sisko: "I'm human, I don't have any --"

Garak (shoots): "I know".

 

[Thor Damar]

Garak(for it is he): "Terran slime! For you the Dominion War is Over!!"

Bashir(aghast):"Really?! You're actually going to go there?

Sisko: "Please doctor, it's been a struggle holding him back..."

O'Brien: "My word that is one ugly monstrosity..."

Sisko: "Yeah, and the station's a dump also!"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Miles: The asteroid from the opening credits!!!! Evasive maneuvers!

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

O'Brien: Keiko's gonna KILL me if she sees this giant smooch on the windshield...Empok Nor's looking pretty good right about now!

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "Is that your phaser or are you just happy to see me?"

Kira's Marilyn Monroe impression was not well received.

 

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[Alrik]

Sisko: "Put it down now, or so help me, I'll shave my head, grow a chin beard, and bitch slap your pansy ass all 'round this here station."

Kira: "Whoa! Ok, computer, set Orgasmatron to setting Nine."

 

[Alrik]

O'Brien: "Shout 'MISS' one more time while I'm trying to hit a Bulls Eye, and I swear I'll rip your lobes right off."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

O'Brien: "Listen, you oomox freak, Keiko may not know that a Ferengi discussing earrings is the same as a human discussing sex toys, but I do! Don't let it happen again!"

 

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[Nerys Ghemor]

O'Brien: "Listen, you oomox freak, Keiko may not know that a Ferengi discussing earrings is the same as a human discussing sex toys, but I do! Don't let it happen again!"

AHAHAAHAHA!

 

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