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DS9 Caption Contest #16: Procedure is not recommended!

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Weyoun (off screen): "Would my new swimsuit look more aesthetically pleasing if it were blue?"

I need brain bleach--THIS is what came to mind!

(Warning: Possibly NSFW.)

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:eek:OMFG! :scream:I opened it real quick, and then closed it even quicker ... you know, sort of the equivalent of peeking through your hands at the screen of a horror flick and then quickly covering your eyes again ...

And dang it, I'm STILL traumatized! That's just not right!:ack:
 
Actually, maybe I should look at that picture more often ... like you know, when I'm tempted to cheat on my diet ... one look at that thing and I won't be in the mood to eat ...
 
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Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you

Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...

Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...

Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead

Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major

Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul

Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?

Worf with Bat'lethat the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...

Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon

(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?

Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin

Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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Dukat: "So that's what Earth people look like naked. I don't know whether to laugh or gag!"


Um...I think Dukat knows very well what Earth people look like naked...he's seen enough naked Bajoran women. :(


True, but you think he's seen any nekkid Bajoran men? (Although it's already been brought up that Earth people and Bajorans may well differ in more than their noses. ;) )
 
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Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you

Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...

Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...

Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead

Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major

Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul

Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?

Worf with Bat'leth at the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...

Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon

(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?

Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin

Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

(long pause)

Quark: Ah...what say we all head to the bar, and forget all this...huh? No kidding--my treat!
 
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Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you

Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...

Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...

Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead

Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major

Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul

Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?

Worf with Bat'leth at the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...

Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon

(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?

Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin

Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

(long pause)

Quark: Ah...what say we all head to the bar, and forget all this...huh? No kidding--my treat!


Damar: (just walking in) What's this about a drink? I could murder a pint!

{everyone turns and stares at him.}

...what?
 
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Dukat: OH! I am shocked--SHOCKED--at the absolute vulgarity which has infiltrated this thread! And to think this was so deeply contributed to by a fellow CARDASSIAN, no less!

THIS is nothing less than a smear to the good name of our race! What will they think of us now--that we are merely sorry pranksters with no sense of decency? It is...it is....

(Takes Nerys aside, with an odd smile.)

My dear girl...where might I find more of such..."vulgarities"...? ;)
 
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