Leeta: Quark, do you know the real difference between you and me? ... I make this look GOOD.
Quark: Maybe, but you've never seen me in a form fitting, low cut catsuit.
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Quark: Maybe, but you've never seen me in a form fitting, low cut catsuit.
Leeta: I like my men like I like my raktajino: burning my throat, you know what I'm saying?
Quark: Yes, everybody knows what you're saying.
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Quark: Ok people, the Plan B Follies, once more from the top!
Odo: Listen, are you quite sure this is what Captain Sisko meant by "wearing a cup to umpire the game"?
Quark: "Thee, ah, subject of the memo is: Dress Codes. In order to promote a more work-friendly environment, female employees will be required to raise the hem of theirs skirts to an attractive level. All portly and matronly women disregard this notice. Guys, cover your lobes -- you look like human asses."
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Rom: I've had a drinking problem for years now.
Quark: Surely you can't be serious.
Rom: I am... and don't call me Shirley.
Leeta: The new strippers you hired, just won't cut it.
Quark: To show you how much I respect you, I've invented a new air based drink and called it "the Odo."
Rom: Yep, they've all crashed. That's Apple for you.
Brunt: I promised you an 80's tribute band and this is as good as gets.
Leeta (points to unconscious guy on the floor): And that's what happens to people who feel my ass.
Rom: I've had a drinking problem for years now.
Quark: Surely you can't be serious.
Rom: I am... and don't call me Shirley.
Leeta: The new strippers you hired, just won't cut it.
Quark: To show you how much I respect you, I've invented a new air based drink and called it "the Odo."
Rom: Yep, they've all crashed. That's Apple for you.
Brunt: I promised you an 80's tribute band and this is as good as gets.
Leeta (points to unconscious guy on the floor): And that's what happens to people who feel my ass.
Quark: What is that, ablative plating? Expecting to fend off Jem'Hadar polaron beams, are we?
Random Ferengi: Freebird!
Odo: Drinks, Quark? You know I don't consume liquids.
...on the job. Have an old-fashioned waiting for me at 2300, though.
26 hr warning! 
