DS9 Caption Contest #11: Starfleets Finest

[ares93]

Sisko: I'm so glad you're here. I've been trying to push this door open for the last three hours. Gimmie a hand, will you?
Kira: Uhm... Captain.
Sisko: Yes, what is it?
Kira: Look, the little red sign says PULL.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Careful, mate. I can say things like that--because I am part Irish....

(Apologies to the OP, for this off-topic trend. *sigh*)

Rush, considering that i was the one who got a bottle of scotch smashed into my head. i'd say that give me the right to warn people, wouldn't you say?

...Good point.

 

[ares93]

Careful, mate. I can say things like that--because I am part Irish....

(Apologies to the OP, for this off-topic trend. *sigh*)

Rush, considering that i was the one who got a bottle of scotch smashed into my head. i'd say that give me the right to warn people, wouldn't you say?

...Good point.

to this day i dont know what offended him. my last memory was that he muttered something with "damn ruskies" in it, and bam!

 

[TheGodBen]

EDIT: advice of the day: never get between an irishman and his whiskey. trust me on that one.

This is an offensive stereotype and in no way represents the Irish people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to read the news.

Cowen: 'Drunk interview' claims were politically motivated

Taoiseach (Prime Minister) Brian Cowen today dismissed claims that he sounded drunk or hungover in a live radio interview as a pathetic stunt by his opponents.

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Witnesses at the get-together in Galway said Mr Cowen was among scores of party members, including senior Government ministers, in the hotel bar until the early hours of the morning.

Renowned as a great mimic, he entertained colleagues with impressions of Irish golfers Philip Walton and Des Smyth as well legendary sports broadcaster Micheal O Muircheartaigh.

Several Fianna Fáil members took their turn in a traditional sing-song which started after midnight.

Mr Cowen sang the ballad 'Lakes of Ponchartrain', about an Irish immigrant who falls in love with a Louisiana Creole woman but is spurned because she is promised to a sailor.

Others present at The Blazers bar in the Ardilaun Hotel said the Taoiseach was drinking lager and left at about 3.30am.​

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[ares93]

please read my above posts for an explanation of my "offensive stereotype"

 

[TheGodBen]

I was just making a joke about how the leader of my country is in hot water today for his excessive drinking last night.

TOSK: Taoiseach O'Brien, how do you plan to cut the Federation's deficit by 3 trillion credits?
O'BRIEN: I, mmm, thinksh goin' forwarr we may needsh to, mmm, revalooate the Kitshomer Accord... mmm, I meansh the civl servish pay deal. Goin' forwarr.
TOSK: Taoiseach, do you have any idea what you're saying?
O'BRIEN: Yesh, Brian. I, mmm, undershand you perfebly. Goin' forwarr.
TOSK: My name is Tosk. Taoiseach, are you aware that you just vomited on my lap?
O'BRIEN: My head hursh. Goin' forwarr, and back, and forwarr, and back...

 

[Rush Limborg]

You, sir...are a walking contradiction.

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: We've got to get this hatch open!

Bashir: I think you and Kira have it covered.

Sisko: Wait! Doctor don't you have genetically enhanced strength?

Bashir: Sorry, I don't tell everyone about that till season 5. Now get back to it.

 

[Isis]

Sisko: I am Ben Sisko. And you are dead meat.

Crewmember: "Just don't tell Lady Gaga where I am."

 

[Quinton O'Connor]

I can tell I'm in for some stiff competition this time.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Sisko: I am Ben Sisko. And you are dead meat.

Crewmember: "Just don't tell Lady Gaga where I am."

Sisko: Does this look like a "Poker Face"...?

 

[ares93]

Sisko: I declare a staring contest. Whoever craps their pants first, loses.

 

[Thor Damar]

Tosk: I don't understand, you where in fact nowhere near this contest.

O'Brien: {Weakly} shutup..

 

[Mistral]

Ezri: "Julian, take a deep breath and calm down!"

Julian: "I, I can't! Have you seen some of these captions?"

 

[Vurok]

Sisko: So who do you think it was that put superglue on the door...?
Kira: I don't know, but you can bet I'm gonna find out and kick their ass from here to Bajor.

Tosk: YOU HAVE JUST EJECTED THE WARP CORE!
O'Brien: OH SHIT! It's righty tighty, lefty loosey!

Bashir: Ezri, it is four in the morning. I'm not in the mood for avant garde mime!
Ezri: *pulls a sad face and tries to leave, but the door is stuck*

Sisko: Does this make me look gay?

 

[Captain Crow]

Sisko practices his William T. Riker lean.