DS9 Caption Contest 105: NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!

[Santa Kang]

WORF: Why am I stuck here on the Gamma shift with these no names?

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SISKO: Now Ms Alexander, we know you fought really hard for us and basically saved the entire Federation, but if you're going to stay on DS9 we're going to have to charge you rent.
LYTA: GOD DAMN IT!
SISKO: Also, Admiral Chekov would like to have a word with you personally.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sisko: Can't..let...them...see...me...using..Uber..app!

Shephard: Just a thought, Tim, but maybe playing chicken with a Jem'Hedar battle cruiser isn't the best idea in the world.
Watters: Stow the backtalk, sailor, FULL STEAM AHEAD!
Shephard: And we're in space. Can we dispense with the sailing lingo?

 

[at Quark's]

Instead of the promised Blessed Exchequer vision I only get this crappy out of body experience? I'm a failure even as a dead Ferengi!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

SKINNY PETE: Suddenly Rom collapses face first into the pie.
BADGER: No!
SKINNY PETE: O'Brien beamed Rom's guts INTO SPACE!

 

[Rat Boy]

Quark: "My name is Quark and I have DirectTV."

Garak: "And this is Very Dead Quark and he had cable."

 

[bolak]

Helm: Keeps going on about a 'hole in your mind', Commander.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shepard: "You know, call me crazy but wouldn't it be easier to forget the trench all together and just shoot from over the thermal exhaust port?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Ensign: ...I left this post for ten seconds. HOW DID SOMEONE SWITCH AND LOCK IT TO 'ANCIENT KLINGON' THAT QUICKLY?

 

[dub]

Ermahgerd! I'm on Dep Sperce Nern!

 

[bolak]

Shepard: "You know, call me crazy but wouldn't it be easier to forget the trench all together and just shoot from over the thermal exhaust port?"

That's it!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! Twenty-four hour warning!

 

[LeadHead]

It was a quiet day in Ops, since it was just Worf and non-speaking extras.

Garak: I take such pride in my work, that's why I want you to see how I intend to kill you.

Lieutenant Lyta: Captain, incoming message from Starfleet, they're wondering if you're using the cloaking device in the Alpha Quadrant again.

Sisko: Crap.

Sisko: Hey, stop! My commbadge rolled under your cab...

CRUNCH!

 

[Taelon]

What episode is this image from? Is that Patricia Tallman?

 

[LeadHead]

It's from "The Way of the Warrior." Yes that is Patricia Tallman. She did stunts for TNG, DS9, Generations. I can't remember if she did any Voyager.