Sisko demonstrates how he would like his official Starfleet portrait to look...
Kira (offscreen): "Well, that oughta raise some eyebrows."
Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 163: Back to the Future
- Thread starter Smellincoffee
- Start date
Sisko demonstrates how he would like his official Starfleet portrait to look...
Kira (offscreen): "Well, that oughta raise some eyebrows."
Sisko: "Hold it right there..."
Random Tim Curry Character: "This is the concierge, sir."
Sisko: "I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the turbolift. You was here last night, too, wasn't ya?"
Random Tim Curry Character: "Yes, sir. I was."
Sisko: "You was here. And you were smoochin' with my son."
Random Tim Curry Character: "I'm afraid you're mistaken, Commander."
Sisko: "Don't give me that -- you've been smoochin' with everybody! Quark, Odo, Julian, Keiko, Morn..."
Sisko: "...O'Brien, Worf, Dax, Rom -- I could go on forever!"
Random Tim Curry Character: "I'm terribly sorry, Commander, but I'm afraid you're mistaken."
Sisko: "All right, I believe ya. But my tommy gun don't. Get down on your knees and tell me I'm The Sisko."
Random Tim Curry Character: Gets down on his knees and shakes his head, "You're The Sisko!"
Sisko: "You gotta do better than that!"
Random Tim Curry Character: Gets down on his knees and shakes his head, "You're THE SISKO!"
Sisko: "Maybe I'm off my latest Orb experience, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you until the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down Kettrecel White flushin' carcus out my door! One... two..."
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I like this.
Tim curry made that movie tolerable.
Sisko: The haters on trekbbs.com want a war crime, I'll give them a war crime. Mr. Worf, fire torpedoes. And while you're at it, dox Picard!
Dax: Who's Worf?
Dax: Earth. The cradle of mankind. The heart of the Federation. The hope for peace in the galaxy.
<a phaser blasts in the distance>
Dax: Roll 'em up!
Cop1: Can you believe the uncanny resemblance?
Cop2: To Gabriel Bell?
Cop1: No, Benny Russell.
Cop2: Bennie had a goatee, moran.
Bashir: Ah the mighty Gulliver brought down by the Lilliputians.
Sisko: The USA brought down by sanctuary cities?
Bashir: Hm? No I meant my chances with women who aren't my patients.
Dax: You people still call these manholes? That is so sexist.
Sisko: Why, what do you call them?
Dax: Buttholes.
Sisko: Then what do you call buttholes?
Dax: Klingons.
Bashir: Do you like my manifesto? It solves all this world's problems by putting people back to work.
Sisko: It sure does. There's just one tiny problem.
Bashir: Oh? What's that?
Sisko: These people haven't learned how noble cleaning toilets for free is yet.
Bashir: Bastards!
Sisko: You left behind a PADD full of information on genetic enhancement? Why?
Bashir: Let's just say I'll reveal a sexier new me in a few years.
Julian: "So, how do you like my screenplay?"
Sisko: "Ummm ... 'Axanar 2: The Search for More Gold-Pressed Latinum'[/I]; interesting choice."
Julian: "Yes! exactly! It only took a century for the first one to get made and now over three for the sequel, but it was worth the wait. We'll be using a time machine to get all the benefits to the supporters who long since died."
Last edited:
Woman: "Have you ever given blood before?"
Bashir: "To whom?"
"I looked, but she must have buried the Chief's spider."
Sisko: KLINGON, motherfucker! Do you SPEAK it?!?
Bashir: Bloody hell. It's 2024, but look at that antique phone on her desk. Is this another holodeck simulation?
Sisko: Are the numbers behind me the time or the date? Don't wait for the translation, answer me NOW!
Bashir: Have you ever seen that old movie, Back to the Future?
Sisko: No, why?
Bashir: Oh, no reason.
Dax: Can I come out now? This game of whack-a-mole is giving me a headache.
Worker: Before we find you jobs, can you tell me if you have any qualifications or skills?
Sisko: I can captain a space station.
Bashir: I can practice exomedicine.
Worker: No, I mean for real.
Sisko: I can cook a mean jambalaya gumbo with nothing but a pepper and a cat.
Bashir: I can recreate the battle of Santa Ana with office supplies.
Worker: Congress it is.
Last edited:
Recruitment Lady: "Are either of you ... homosexuals?"
They look over at each other and give awkward silent looks
Bashier: "You mean like flaming or..."
Recruitment Lady: "Well, ah, it's a standard question we have to ask
Sisko: "No, we aren't homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
Bashier: "Yeah," nods his head, "would they send us someplace special?"
Recruitment Lady: "I guess that a 'no' on both..."
Jadzia: "Alexa, play my "Returning to Earth" playlist."
Jadzia: "Alexa, play my "Returning to Earth" playlist."
Jadzia: A little to on the nose.
Jadzia: A llittle hammy.
Jadzia: Foreshadowing?
Jadzia: Be still my heart! Alexa, does Nimoy have a younger brother or son?
Next thing she'll be playing the future of games: Pong.
