Annnd we're back! First up, the April Fools winners:
Triskelion's "Out Damned Spot"
Amy: He's in your spot, Jim.
Sheldon: I love you.
JirinPanthosa's "Here be Dragons"
LIEUTENANT: We have arrived at a planet previously visited by the Enterprise. Captain Kirk observed that the planet had based their civilization on human mafia literature. Now it seems they have abandoned that pursuit and based it entirely on the human middle ages.
Mr. Soak's "But What About 'Stand By Me'"?
Sheldon: I enjoyed Brent’s crazy scientist in Independence Day better than Wil’s student character in Toy Soldiers.
*stare*
Sheldon: What? There’s more to actors’ careers than Star Trek.
*stare*
tharpdevenport's "Bonk, Bonk on the Head"
Dude: "A Borg, a Klingon, and a bald 24th century Starfleet captain walk into a bar..."
Dude's friend: "Heh -- don't think I've heard that one before."
Dude: "No joke."
Triskelion's "The Seduction Imperative"
WORF: I grow tired of this sitcom holoprogram! How do we escape?
DATA: Controls are not responding. We must get to the end of the story to end the program.
WORF: How do we do that?
DATA: We must both get together with the woman who has been our friend for years but with whom we have had sexual tension.
WORF: I must court a nerdy human female?
DATA: It appears so. Safeties are offline, but I get a weird feeling that doesn't matter for this program.
Bad Thoughts' "Don't Tell the Prophets"
Raj: If I am not going to enjoy linear procreation, I'm going to use this device to create a hole in space where past, present and future don't exist.
Leonard: You can't run away. You have to take responsibility for your actions.
Raj: The way I see it is that I am escaping aggressive, adversarial jocks who taunt me for knowing nothing about sports, like baseball.
Howard: What are you going to do? Are you going to keep in touch?
Raj: I'm bringing my collection of classic Science Fiction novels, Asimov, Rossof, Heinlein and Russell. And I can get messages to you through these orbs I've constructed.
Sheldon: Those aren't orbs. Orbs are spherical. Those look like hourglases. They aren't spherical.
And now, this week's run! As a nod to Earth Day, let's take the characters home to the pale blue dot!
Triskelion's "Out Damned Spot"
Amy: He's in your spot, Jim.
Sheldon: I love you.
JirinPanthosa's "Here be Dragons"
LIEUTENANT: We have arrived at a planet previously visited by the Enterprise. Captain Kirk observed that the planet had based their civilization on human mafia literature. Now it seems they have abandoned that pursuit and based it entirely on the human middle ages.
Mr. Soak's "But What About 'Stand By Me'"?
Sheldon: I enjoyed Brent’s crazy scientist in Independence Day better than Wil’s student character in Toy Soldiers.
*stare*
Sheldon: What? There’s more to actors’ careers than Star Trek.
*stare*
tharpdevenport's "Bonk, Bonk on the Head"
Dude: "A Borg, a Klingon, and a bald 24th century Starfleet captain walk into a bar..."
Dude's friend: "Heh -- don't think I've heard that one before."
Dude: "No joke."
Triskelion's "The Seduction Imperative"
WORF: I grow tired of this sitcom holoprogram! How do we escape?
DATA: Controls are not responding. We must get to the end of the story to end the program.
WORF: How do we do that?
DATA: We must both get together with the woman who has been our friend for years but with whom we have had sexual tension.
WORF: I must court a nerdy human female?
DATA: It appears so. Safeties are offline, but I get a weird feeling that doesn't matter for this program.
Bad Thoughts' "Don't Tell the Prophets"
Raj: If I am not going to enjoy linear procreation, I'm going to use this device to create a hole in space where past, present and future don't exist.
Leonard: You can't run away. You have to take responsibility for your actions.
Raj: The way I see it is that I am escaping aggressive, adversarial jocks who taunt me for knowing nothing about sports, like baseball.
Howard: What are you going to do? Are you going to keep in touch?
Raj: I'm bringing my collection of classic Science Fiction novels, Asimov, Rossof, Heinlein and Russell. And I can get messages to you through these orbs I've constructed.
Sheldon: Those aren't orbs. Orbs are spherical. Those look like hourglases. They aren't spherical.
And now, this week's run! As a nod to Earth Day, let's take the characters home to the pale blue dot!
