Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 159: Seeing Red

[LeadHead]

Kira: You added a cape to my uniform?!

Kira: There's 2 settings on this: Stun and Love. Use Love on your dad all the time.

Kira: (thinking) I thought I was rid of this guy. I mean, yeah, he died. But still...

Kira: I'm glad you didn't come here a month ago, Dukat would've had too much fun with it.

Intendant: Dukat? The pacifist monk?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kira: If you touch Ziyal, I will send you to the special hell.
Garak: But major, we Cardassians don't believe in an afterlife.
Kira: I do, and I will SEND you there.
Garak: Somehow I believe you.
Kira: The SPECIAL hell.

Kira: And this switches it to beam firing if for some reason you want to be like those Starfleeters and reveal your exact position.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kira: "I'm disabling the wide-beam setting so you can only hit one target at a time for dramatic purposes."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kira's experience with the Orb of Derp.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Yeah, it's still there. Maybe you should try flossing.

 

[Triskelion]

Dax: Actually? My symbiont has a symbiont too - it's a little tiny man in a skipper hat. He goes by "Cappy McGoats".
Kira: Does he...
Dax: Yes, he has a symbiont too.
Kira: ....
Dax: It's symbionts all the way down.

Kira: See here where it says "Point this end at enemy?"
Ziyal: Yeah.
Kira: It should also say "Do not point at your own face."
Ziyal: Good to know.
Kira: That's how we lost the Sarge.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"What?"

Kira: "The Orb is vibrating."

"Where did you pu ... never mind."

 

[f14peter]

ALEXANDER SIDDIG (OS): "Hey! Hey! HEY Anglim, Careful with that thumb Bub!!!!!"

PHILIP ANGLIM: "Relax Alex, we're all professional actors here, right Nana?"

NANA VISITOR: "No he's right Phil, watch that thumb ... one millimeter higher and I'll rip it off and shove it up your ass"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRA (thinking):

Spoiler: Discovery spoiler

How did Mirror Georgiou manage to kick a guy in the face in a situation like this?

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Nana: Did you ever notice how many people couldn't tell the difference between Dick Sargent and Dick York?

 

[Herbert]

Kira: <thinking> Did I leave the iron on?

 

[Smellincoffee]

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