Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 159: Seeing Red

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Smellincoffee, Jan 13, 2018.

  1. Smellincoffee

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    Welcome to 2018, everyone, and another year of putting ridiuclous words in our favorite characters' mouths! Thank you to everyone who keeps playing week after week. :)

    So, what were the last winners of 2017? Let's find out..

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    Leviathan's "Worth It"

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    Natima: I came out of hiding, risked death at the hands of Dominion, travelled hundreds of light years...just to punish you for 'Profit and Lace'. NEVER. AGAIN.

    Mr. Laser Beam's "Maxi-big, da Force"
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    Dukat: (laughs) No, seriously. Leia did WHAT in space?


    JirinPanthosa's "One Usually Does."
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    Keiko quickly regretted agreeing to a Ferengi three way.

    Nerys Myk's "Seventeen Separate Temporal Violations!"
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    KIRK: Excuse me, Captain. Here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval.
    SISKO: Lieutenant, er, Lieutenant?
    KIRK: James Kirk, sir. I've been on temporary assignment here. Before I leave, I just want to say it's been an honor serving with you, sir.
    SISKO: All right, Lieutenant. Carry on.
    KIRK: Thank you, sir.

    Bry_Sinclair's "That Guy...IN SPACE!"
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    Alien In Background: Hi mom!

    Leadhead's "TGIF"
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    Kira: And now, by the blessed word of the Prophets, LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND PLAY PING PONG!

    And finally...

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    Leviathan's "Genuine Spittake"
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    Kira: ...now we mix in Vodka, Peach Schnapps, and Odo...to make a 'Changeling on the Beach'


    And now, the first pics for 2018!

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  2. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Kira: Great, another hostage crisis. It's yesterday all over again.

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    Kira: And this is the button for when he tells you "Because I said so."
     
  3. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Garik: "Whoa! I thought only men had those....."
     
  4. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Garak: Not even in this universe, Major.

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    Kira: And this setting is “defabricate.” Garak loves that one.

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    “Let’s see if this episode lives up to its name.” *Fires phaser*

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    Kira: Not even I take me seriously with this hair.

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  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kira: I heard you were afraid of tight spaces. Feeling claustrophobic yet?
    Garak: Nope.

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    Kira: Light stun, Medium stun, Heavy stun, Kill, Fricasee, Crème Brûlée, Cigarette lighter - ah, here it is. Heavy crimp.
    Ziyal: And Commander Worf comes in every Tuesday?
    Kira: He'll Gowron-eyeball you if you mention his split ends.
     
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  6. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Vice Admiral Admiral

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    GARAK: Major, I'm surprised!
    KIRA: Ugh, it's true, I'm attracted to Cardassians, so I need to find one who isn't completely evil. Are you in or not?

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    KIRA: This is the Dukat sensor. I programmed it to automatically fire whenever it detects it's pointing at Dukat.
    ZIYAL: Can you disable it?
    KIRA: Umm...let's say I already did and go from there.

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    Kira just couldn't get into the holosuite programs Bareil designed for foreplay.

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    KIRA: Finn and Yaphet? Eww, I could never do anything like that.
     
  7. Herkimer Jitty

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    Garak: "Are you the evil Kira, or the good Kira...?"

    Kira: "I'm whatever you want me to be, Garak."

    Garak: "Evil Kira."

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    Kira: "Yeah, let's take a look at these settings - um, 'immolate Bajorans', 'decapitate Bajorans', 'flay Bajorans', 'defenestrate Bajorans'. Huh. Maybe I should get you a different phaser."

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    Bareil: "-Ship, Part 2 is where Battlestar Galactica really started to go downhill. Don't even get me started about the Cylon Baby! And another thing-"

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    Bareil: "This isn't Resurrection, this is Profit and Lace."
     
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  8. mlbach

    mlbach Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Garak: I assure you, Major, I have no sexual interest in Ziyal. She's a mere child! What kind of monster do you take me for? The good doctor, on the other hand...


    [​IMG]Kira: The writers want me to do WHAT with Dukat?!?
     
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  9. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks for the win & EC!

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    Setting 1: Vaporize
    Setting 2: Dramatic slow-vaporize
    Setting 3: Annoy
    Setting 4: Defenestrate
    Setting 5: Clownify
    Setting 6: Make-it-look-like-an-accident
    Setting 7: Stormtooper mode...but that just shuts off the aim.
     
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  10. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Crazy Bareil: Wait...I can see the title...I'm dead aren't I? You're going to tragically kill me for continuity! I'll take your main characters with me dammit!
     
  11. Bad Thoughts

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    Ira Steven Behr: Let her go, Phil. That's a prop, not a real gun.
    Philip Anglim: I don't care. I want back on the show! Even Nog has a great storyline.
    Behr: Well, character death is really Ron Moore's thing. What do you think, Ron?
    Moore: Bareil was a squirmy guy. I liked killing him off the first time. A second time could be fun too. Maybe it should be up to Nana.
    Behr: Ok. Nana, do you think Kira should have a romance with Bareil, Shakar, or Odo?
    Visitor: Gross!
     
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  12. Nerys Myk

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    KIRA: Here's the problem, you have the Wi-Fi turned off.
     
  13. Leviathan

    Leviathan Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kira: ...now be VERY careful. This gun is how we lost the last Ziyal.
     
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  14. Bry_Sinclair

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    Kira: You were alone with Dukat in a corridor, with a phaser, and you didn't shoot him!
    Garak: I...I...
    Kira: I'll give you one chance to right that, otherwise you'll see why no one wants to play Roladan Wild Draw with me.

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    Kira: It's got three settings: stun, kill and mega-death, try not to get them confused.
    Ziyal: Mega-death?
    Kira: You're not ready for mega-death.

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    Kira: (thinking) Ok, that's the phaser, that's his penis, but what is that third thing digging into my back?

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    Kira's reaction to an old human television show: Space Journey Discovery.
     
  15. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Bareil:
    What's this one about?
    Kira: Resurrection.
    Bareil: Who's Rea, and why does she have an erection
    Kira: Please shoot me
     
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  16. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Kira: "Cheese."
    Bareil: "No, Nerys, you're supposed to smile for the camera when you say that."
    Kira: "But I don't like cheese. You want me to smile, try "Quark's dead"."
     
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  17. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

    Admit It...

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    You Saw "ERECTION" at First, Didn't You?
     
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  18. Bad Thoughts

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    Kira:Only one of us gets to wear the pants in this relationship, and it ain't you, babe.
     
  19. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Mirror Kira: And then Worf said to Julian, "Wait a minute, I thought Trill spots weren't contagious!" And Julian said, "Those ain't Trill spots."
     
  20. tharpdevenport

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    Kira: "Wanna see my chipmunk face?"